Inter-ness: Dubai!

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(Look who's back! (And refusing to wear the hot new training kits.))
As you may have heard, both Milan teams are in Dubai (and TRAINING AT THE SAME PLACE), albeit for two different tournaments. Inter's starts today, so it's the perfect time to spam up all the random crap that's happened since they got there.




"Bow before me, UAE."



Notice Figo in the background, texting. Probably either Deki or Little Luis, who got to turn up late. Together.



I think JC flew in with all of Milan's Brazilians. It was HILARIOUS, obviously.



Dude.





Mmm ... new training kits.





Hel-LO, Capitano's arms. (Try to ignore Pele, this picture does not flatter him. At all.)



Hai Little Luis!



*licks Ivan Ramiro* (Like Crespo and Suazo are planning to do.)



Notice Little Luis, posing in the background while Javi does all the work.



And now it's Zlatan and MaiconMaicon doing the posing. Man, it's hard to train after a week off.



Matrix, clearly, is not yet comfortable with the hot weather short shorts of love, which is why the crotch of his is at his knees.



(Luis is prancing. Again!)



I love this picture, because you know he's saying something really, really loud.





Argies, workin it out.



"Too hot. TOO HOT."



Maicon approves of the new kits.



Suazo says "holla!" to the short shorts.



Zlatan says: "Worship me and like it, minions."



The minions say: "Yes, master. Anything you desire." *cough*



Luis is tired. His clothes are too big, he's carrying around all that fabric ...



Nnnnnnngh. GOD.



Lookit Supermario! That is not a 17-year-old boy.



Bolzoni! Looking way younger than Mario.



Is his hair even shorter than it was?





Cesar is finally healthy. Hooray!

Speaking of healthy.


*explodes everywhere*



Oh yes. Deki is ready to go. (Well, soon, anyway. Supposedly.)



This injured one is mostly confused.



He's running, but not training with anyone else yet.



*pets soulful little Santi*



*shakes head at the massive dorkitude*





*cough*hasnofriends*cough*




Sinisa was trying to look intellectual and failing. They were both failing at looking interested.



Well, Sinisa seems interested in Figo.



Figo just looks mad.



Not that it's a bad look for him.



*whimper*



Aw! That's better. (But holy hair product.)





"You know, I'm just concentrating on this season. I can't talk about the future right now."





Showing Chivu how to work the hobo look.





*quiver*

Inter v Ajax tonight (Dubai time); hopefully there will be pictures. Somewhere.