ROMA 2 - 0 SAMPDORIA [MEGADOOM EDITION]
*POPS dem collarz and drops the rap like it's hot*
You can smirk, you can lurk
All Romanisti are going berserk
Guess who's back!
Leading the Roma attack
Francesco Totti
That's right, drop your biscotti!
So go on ahead and bring on the hate
You'll be seeing him more in 2008!
Gangstarz
~I'll stand by you~
So the match was dubbed, "THE FRANCESCO TOTTI SHOW" because he was at the heart of every play.
I missed you, Capi!
You and your many faces...
:P
Your Oscar-worthy performances...
Your ballet moves...
Your complaining...
Take your eyes of le crotch.
Your booty
Your booty... The way you pwn your markers
Even the way you abuse those defenders
Speaking of abuse, Dani down
He was hitting the turf a lot, his poor bum.
Aggroboy had a good game.
I love when he loses a ball then fights tooth and nail to get it back like there was no tomorrow.
He almost scored, too. I miss his screamers, but whenever he scores, we end up drawing. Boy is jinxed.
*smacks that*
Speaking of smackin' that...
... T.I. exchanging laundry tips with Samp enemy
Ferrari: I use fabric softener in Spring Breeze scent! That's the secret.
Samp dude: Can you come over, do my laundry?
LOL @ FSC saying Roma defenders are great at heading.
..which is true.
I mean, Panucci is living proof Roma defenders = great headers
Matteo was pretty solid. Not Juan-perfect, but enough to contain Samp
More importantly, T.I. earned us a rigore.
^The human highlighters, Samp GK and ref [who we love]
Converted by who else?
FRANCESCOO!
It was a spoon kick, y'all. Ballsy.
LOL remember when Daniele tried a spoon kick in the Milan-Roma fixture? Boy, this is how it's done.
Roma Uno!
You know it, bitch.
Let the sucking begin. The very good kind.
Oh that's right, throw in the towel, GK.
Smiley!Checco
Yes!
:D
Love to the curva
Hail
"Check, please"
"How big is Cassano? THIS BIG!"
:P I hearts you 'Tonio.
OK onto the defenders.
Max doing some dance
He was LB
not left winger
... because Mirko played that position
Yeah Spal was taking some risks with the reshuffling
OI, that is Simone, not Daniele. You can stop pinching his EARS now!
Protzee has to work on his ball control; otherwise, he was pretty good. Still not match-fit, but is slooowly getting there.
He was helping out with the defense, too, that hardworker
Blowfish!Simone
IDK who this is, but there's a nice VPL
*leaves a dime in Cassetti's guitar case* Find a home. Then SHAVE.
I won't lie, btch is hot regardless.
Why are there so many pics of him, this hot mess?
Still looking like a pimp
^Aw, Matty's skull
Matty's skull is so perfect, in an alien kind of way.
Samp were playing so damn dirty, half their roster were booked.
Their capi was rosso'd.
Amantino came on for Mirko late in the second half
Who LOL'd when he did the thousand stepovers then got pwned? ROFFLES ♥
OK so Samp came close to scoring.
Thank God for Donieber.
MOTM #2 Damn straight!!!
Who has seen his BROTHER?! He plays for Roma now, too.
But you know what? We were not content with a 1-0 win.
^Someone bagged a brace, btchz.
Marco and Checco, scorer and assister
Aww Roman glompage
Somewhere on the bench, Cici's going, "Hell, there goes my starter status."
As usual, Pizza joined in.
Pizza is our serial glomper
The others joining in
Fra doing stabbing gestures
One more time!
Phew. And then I finally could breath.
Aww! :,) Did anyone see Danielino's smile and sign of the cross after this hug? ♥
2-0 ROMAAA!
Juan: Great game, man.
DDR: Let's hug it out, bitch.
Ultras were overjoyed Roma finally won, the Stadio looked like hell.
It's not a KISS concert, I assure you.
I can almost imagine Satan emerging from the smoke. :\
After the match, the Romans did a meet-and-greet with the jailbait Santas
Call me a pedo, but the one on the left is going to be a heartbreaker.
bbz doing the Totti thumbsuck
Look at those bbz mobbing Daniele and The Forehead
kiddies: "See, Daniele does not have kids for supper! He is very nice personz."
Oh, Amantino. He's so happy he has fans.
Egghead
Does he not look like a human deodorant? The roll-on kind? Aw.
kiddies: OMG look, it's Humpty Dumpty!
kiddies: Humpty, Humpty!!!
"My name is Spalletti!"
Thank you so much to Devz for the Francesco pimpage ♥
Happy Christmas Eve, y'all!