Can I Get an Amen?!
Do you guys remember how friggin' DELICIOUS Justin Timberlake was back in the day? No? Well then, let's refresh your memory, shall we?
*orgasms heavily*
SO ANYWAAAAAAAAY....
I was browsing the internet and came across recent pictures of the formerly delectable R&B singer and was absolutely HORRIFIED!!!
AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.....
IT DOES!!
FOR THE LOVE OF CAPT'N CRUNCH CEREAL! WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!
I am AAAAAAAALLL for a sexy sexy inked man...but WHAT THE HECK, JT!?!?! Did his ass get kidnapped and gang-raped by the people at "Tacky Tattoos 'R Us"?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM?! Chinese characters! An oversized cross and a Virgin Mary on opposite arms! "Est 1976" across his chest like he's supposed to be a dependable clothing company serving us for thirty years. Come on! All he's missing is a "MOM" in a heart tat and a tribal arm band and the collection's COMPLETE. GAAAAAAH!! He used to be sooo goddamn fooooooooine topless! (Don't get me wrong ladies, I'd STILL smack that like Akon...I'd just keep my eyes shut. ;) lol) I mean, his music is always so fresh and innovative...why couldn't he think of some original artwork?
NOW THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!
Travis Barker
Carey Hart
THANK GOODNESS he has enough money to get that garbage removed (unlike K-Fed). Here's to hoping he realizes he looks like the poster child for Mr. Tacky-Tats 2006 ORRRR decides to keep 'em covered in those incredibly yummy suits. ;)
*on another glorious note: I'd make love to each album if it were possible.
FALSE ALARM!!!!
*PHEW!!!!! All is right with the world again. (=
*orgasms heavily*
SO ANYWAAAAAAAAY....
I was browsing the internet and came across recent pictures of the formerly delectable R&B singer and was absolutely HORRIFIED!!!
AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.....
IT DOES!!
FOR THE LOVE OF CAPT'N CRUNCH CEREAL! WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!
I am AAAAAAAALLL for a sexy sexy inked man...but WHAT THE HECK, JT!?!?! Did his ass get kidnapped and gang-raped by the people at "Tacky Tattoos 'R Us"?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM?! Chinese characters! An oversized cross and a Virgin Mary on opposite arms! "Est 1976" across his chest like he's supposed to be a dependable clothing company serving us for thirty years. Come on! All he's missing is a "MOM" in a heart tat and a tribal arm band and the collection's COMPLETE. GAAAAAAH!! He used to be sooo goddamn fooooooooine topless! (Don't get me wrong ladies, I'd STILL smack that like Akon...I'd just keep my eyes shut. ;) lol) I mean, his music is always so fresh and innovative...why couldn't he think of some original artwork?
NOW THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!
Travis Barker
Carey Hart
THANK GOODNESS he has enough money to get that garbage removed (unlike K-Fed). Here's to hoping he realizes he looks like the poster child for Mr. Tacky-Tats 2006 ORRRR decides to keep 'em covered in those incredibly yummy suits. ;)
*on another glorious note: I'd make love to each album if it were possible.
FALSE ALARM!!!!
*PHEW!!!!! All is right with the world again. (=