May 27, 2009 13:15
[she clears her throat]
So. Given that this isn’t my phone, and I don’t recognize my surroundings, I’m assuming that I’ve been kidnapped and-for some reason-dumped in the middle of nowhere. I won’t question your motives or your competence-not extensively, in any case-but I was under the impression that once you had your abductee in your clutches, the most profitable plan did not involve dropping them off in a pit of grime and debris with no visible surveillance and some sort of … communication device. Or did you miss the memo?
[muttering] They couldn’t have found a cleaner place? Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know, and ruining these shoes isn’t making me any more cooperative.
Is this some sort of game? Listen, I can assure you, whatever money or … assets you’re after, I can give to you, provided I make it out of here in one piece.
…
Is anyone there?
(yuusuke),
(alfred),
ankle-deep in mud,
(riqis),
(ace),
introductory