I love potheads

Apr 06, 2005 02:08

well i was watchin cops tonight while i was doin some homework and i laughed my ass off

the cop pulled a car over because they didnt have a gas cap on it. plates are run and they come back as expired since 94 and the car was supposed to have been junked..haha...there are three guys in the car...now cut to the funny part....the cops arrest them because they find 3 bags of dope and a bowl on them...so the cop is talkin to all of them while they are sittin on the curb in handcuffs....he asked them where they got the weed....and the one guy speaks up and says uhh i found it....the cop says u found good weed like this just layin in the street, this must be your lucky day...the guy says yeah man thats what my fortune cookie said today...the cop preceeds to say well it sucks that here it is friday night and now your goin to spend the weekend in jail, miss the football game and shit....one of the other guys speaks up and says that sunday is his birthday...and another replies with a big ass smile on his face in front of the cops.....damn dude now your not goin to get to spend ur b-day makin love to mary jane.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....lmfao....even the cop couldnt help but laugh at their stoned asses

to all you pot smokers out there....let this be a lesson to you....hahaha
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