On a more cheerful note...an old meme
Gakked from theohara, I hearby present this desperate attempt to keep myself awake here at work. (After a hellish week of sleep problems and up-till-8:30-am nights, I slept for 12 hours straight last night/today and am still feeling like I could sleep for another week. Ain't enough caffiene in the world tonight, I'm tellin' ya.)
iTunes eight-ball!
Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
“Miss Gradenko” - The Police
‘You’ve been letting your feelings show - are you safe Miss Gradenko?’ Evidently iTunes is concerned about me.
Will I have a happy life?
“Selective Memory” - Eels
Anything having to do with Eels does not bespeak happiness.
What do my friends really think of me?
“Re-Arranging Deck Chairs On The Titanic” - The Refreshments
LOL. Seriously
Do people secretly lust after me?
“The Long Arm Of The Law” - 764-Hero
So, I'm a sex object to...cops?
How can I make myself happy?
“If You Won’t Hang Around” - Amy Rigby
Stop chasing unavailable men, got it.
What should I do with my life?
“Another Postcard” - Barenaked Ladies
Harass a celebrity with chimp postcards. Interesting choice.
Why must life be so full of pain?
“Someone Keeps Moving My Chair” - They Might Be Giants
LOL. Because somebody’s fucking with me!
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
“A Daisy Through Concrete” - Eels
I have NO idea what this means, but it sounds difficult to implement.
Will I ever have children?
“Tiny Vessels” - Death Cab For Cutie
‘She is beautiful, but she don’t mean a thing to me.’ I’ll take that as a no.
Will I die happy?
“Sign O’ The Times” - Prince
It’s not looking good, is it?
Can you give me some advice?
“Pay For What You Get” - Dave Matthews Band
No more shoplifting, got it.
What do you think happiness is?
“Extraordinary” - Liz Phair
Self-esteem, I see. Bitter obsessed self-esteem, but self-esteem nonetheless.
What's my favorite fetish?
“No More Kings (Schoolhouse Rock cover)” - Pavement
Uh…British animated guys?
I’m not sure I understand myself any better now.
iTunes eight-ball!
Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
“Miss Gradenko” - The Police
‘You’ve been letting your feelings show - are you safe Miss Gradenko?’ Evidently iTunes is concerned about me.
Will I have a happy life?
“Selective Memory” - Eels
Anything having to do with Eels does not bespeak happiness.
What do my friends really think of me?
“Re-Arranging Deck Chairs On The Titanic” - The Refreshments
LOL. Seriously
Do people secretly lust after me?
“The Long Arm Of The Law” - 764-Hero
So, I'm a sex object to...cops?
How can I make myself happy?
“If You Won’t Hang Around” - Amy Rigby
Stop chasing unavailable men, got it.
What should I do with my life?
“Another Postcard” - Barenaked Ladies
Harass a celebrity with chimp postcards. Interesting choice.
Why must life be so full of pain?
“Someone Keeps Moving My Chair” - They Might Be Giants
LOL. Because somebody’s fucking with me!
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
“A Daisy Through Concrete” - Eels
I have NO idea what this means, but it sounds difficult to implement.
Will I ever have children?
“Tiny Vessels” - Death Cab For Cutie
‘She is beautiful, but she don’t mean a thing to me.’ I’ll take that as a no.
Will I die happy?
“Sign O’ The Times” - Prince
It’s not looking good, is it?
Can you give me some advice?
“Pay For What You Get” - Dave Matthews Band
No more shoplifting, got it.
What do you think happiness is?
“Extraordinary” - Liz Phair
Self-esteem, I see. Bitter obsessed self-esteem, but self-esteem nonetheless.
What's my favorite fetish?
“No More Kings (Schoolhouse Rock cover)” - Pavement
Uh…British animated guys?
I’m not sure I understand myself any better now.