yet again

[ahedonia]

Belaboring the subject of personals headlines: take for example, the possible headline: "JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST YOU'RE ALL WRONG THIS WHOLE THING'S FRIGGIN' POINTLESS SOMEBODY KILL ME"

Would that be too negative?

Just a tad?

(I actually do already know the answer...)

ETA: Then how about this: "SEEKING SOMEONE I CAN EVENTUALLY FART IN FRONT OF," lol. :P