The people around me are too fracking funny.
My friend Kennedy just wrote on his friend's Facebook wall:Seriously, dood, the facebook quizzes are fun and all, but what the hell is "throwing obama at you"? OMG! WTF? NAACP! USSR! AFL-CIO!
And a day or two earlier, my mom sent me an email from her usual post in High School Lady In The Office Hell:By the way, another first. Have you ever seen an apple bong? Just in case you ever need to
improvise, take the stem out of the top of an apple and with a pencil ream a hole to approximately
the middle of the apple. From the side, using the same pencil, ream a hole to meet the first
hole. Pack marijuana or any other drug of choice in top hole, proceed to light and then suck
smoke through side hole. Produces a much tastier smoke and should authorities approach--
eat apple. No mess, no fuss, no consequences.
As things progress today, I might have more DIY tips.
Pray for me.
Mom
Sporfle. And I mean that.
And a day or two earlier, my mom sent me an email from her usual post in High School Lady In The Office Hell:By the way, another first. Have you ever seen an apple bong? Just in case you ever need to
improvise, take the stem out of the top of an apple and with a pencil ream a hole to approximately
the middle of the apple. From the side, using the same pencil, ream a hole to meet the first
hole. Pack marijuana or any other drug of choice in top hole, proceed to light and then suck
smoke through side hole. Produces a much tastier smoke and should authorities approach--
eat apple. No mess, no fuss, no consequences.
As things progress today, I might have more DIY tips.
Pray for me.
Mom
Sporfle. And I mean that.