A Sincere Wish for a Happy VD
My best friend and main man forever Kennedy sent the following to a bunch of us for Valentine's Day. I hereby relay it (and the sentiments involved) to all of you.I choo-choo-choose YOU all as my Valentines! Isn't that swell and shit?
That Cupid fella has good aim. Goes straight for the main body mass, where all the vitals are. I must now remove this barbed hunting shaft from my torso. That winged motherfucker uses arrowheads used to take down elk! I think my left lung has collapsed. DAMN YOU, CHERUBIC ARCHER! DAMN YOU TO HEL- [collapses in a heap] [major blood loss]
::is ded::
That Cupid fella has good aim. Goes straight for the main body mass, where all the vitals are. I must now remove this barbed hunting shaft from my torso. That winged motherfucker uses arrowheads used to take down elk! I think my left lung has collapsed. DAMN YOU, CHERUBIC ARCHER! DAMN YOU TO HEL- [collapses in a heap] [major blood loss]
::is ded::