MEME! Who've you shaken hands with?

[ahedonia]

Celebrities you've glimpsed at the supermarket, sat three seats away from, seen talking on a cell phone...these are fun, but really, What noteworthy people have you shaken hands with? (Or hugged, or tongue-kissed... you listening, pukajenList five such people, unless you have more, then jump to the next multiple of five (10, 15, etc., which is a rule I

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[ropo]

I touched Mel Gibson's ass once. That must count for something.

[ahedonia]

I touched Mel Gibson's ass once.
Was it in that bar in Malibu? (If so, you probably belong to a large group who can make that claim.)

That must count for something.
Hon, back in the day it would have counted for everything.

[ropo]

It was most definitely NOT at that bar in Malibu. It was in ... Morton's, I think, and he was holding an Oscar in each hand from Braveheart and there his ass was, just ripe for grabbing, and it was so crowded I knew I wouldn't be caught, and there ya go. I kinda just palmed it. I didn't pinch or anything. Nice ass.

My list includes, lemme see,
* Irene Bedard
* Felix Silla (aka Cousin Itt on the Addams Family and Twiki the robot from Buck Rogers)
* Leonard Maltin
* Martin Landau (who also signed my Space: 1999 lunchboxes)
* Mark Steines (host of "Entertainment Tonight")
* David Duchovny, if grabbing his arm to help him up some stairs counts
* ^^ Same for Patricia Arquette (and her then-hubby Nicolas Cage GROWLED at me!)
* Joan Baez
* John Stamos
* Gillian Anderson

... and that's ten. And a half, if Nicolas' growl counts.

[ahedonia]

Oo! Look at you, hanging out at Morton's on Oscar night! :D That's a great moment to have seen him in person, and an even greater moment to have grabbed his ass. ;) You got moxie, missy.

[ropo]

It was just ... there ... and Oscars, and Morton's, and I had to! I mean, really, when would I get another opportunity like that?