My turn to play: six word stories

[ahedonia]

Other people have blogged about these Six Word Stories, now it's my turn. Mostly because I really really really want my flist to respond with some of their own. (Of course, I probably should have picked a better time to ask than the beginning of a long holiday weekend, but who knows? Maybe at some point you'll be full, bored and tired of pretending

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[coolbyrne]

Unfortunately, I don't think I have anything to add, particularly nothing as fucking awesome as Margaret Atwood's! That is fantastic!

[zombietruckstop]

Oh, sorry. But who needs eyebrows?

She has brains, which are delicious.

[ahedonia]

Those are awesome!

We should make this a habit at TV Night, like the Pocahontas thing. (Although THAT was almost compulsive...)

[coolbyrne]

I should think "Oops!" covers it.

[coolbyrne]

Okay, now that I've started...

Matches plus dark rooms equal trouble.

He drew his gun. Too late.

Her scent faded like a memory.

I was only gone a minute!

Death looked down and laughed uproariously.

[ahedonia]

I should think "Oops!" covers it.
I was only gone a minute!

Lol - lots of accidents in your universe! :P

And who's Gordon Ramsey? ::iz dum::

[coolbyrne]

Mmmmm... Gordon...

Fuckin' 'ell!

Check out my LJ Ramsay tags, as well as:

"That's why it's called fucking non-stiiiIIIIIiiick!"

"The duck's BURNED!!!"

(The last two are video clips.)

And believe it or not, he is one of the most charming people I have ever met. :)

[gavin]

Tried to think of one. Can't.

[ahedonia]

Quitter. By which I mean you.

:P

[nanoblonde]

God wrote this song for you!