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So, tonight we open...and that scares me...cause I've never sang solo infront of an audience...so I'm really nervous right now.
But other than my solo, I'm excited...I guess.
I really love Wake Up Sleeper and stoning Tim to death.
My honest favourite parts of the show..
So, I'd really love if some of you guys were to come...
Acts the Musical.
At the Alden High School Auditorium.
July 29, 30, 31 and August 5, 6, 7.
7:30, 2:30 matinee on both Sundays.
Tickets $7 students/seniors, $9 adults.
60 Reasons To Come See ACTS: The Musical
by Romey, Ryan, and Lisa
1. We're "advanced dancers"
2. Romey gets to jump off the stage.
3. You get to hear us sound crazy good when we sing.
4. Lisa is a cheerleader in it.
5. Ryan has a lead part and he's also a king. Romey has a lead part also, and he is an apostle, which means he's important.
6. Half the songs remind us of songs from Man Of La Mancha.
7. It's Lisa's first real musical! And she has lines!
8. Eliza is a prostitute...
8 1/2. Eliza is also a teacher. o_0
9. Tim gets stoned to death...again...
9 1/2. Tim gets killed by Brian...again...
10. We get to be ghetto and do a hip-hop dance at the end.
11. There's a whole song about circumcision.
12. It's at the high school, so there's air conditioning.
13. I really like you a lot, you're a brother to me.
14. Romey has two solos...and Ryan has a bunch too...and Tim has his own estrogen-filled song.
15. Lisa gets to make whipping noises while all the guys yell in agony.
16. Tim gets to be a statue.
17. Terry is Jesus. (and if you dont know Terry, he's awesome so be excited about him being Jesus.)
18. See Jenelle stuff money down her shirt.
19. Brian Morrish dies also.
20. In the beginning, we get to randomly sit in the audience so you might get to sit next to us.
21. We have two tech people...and neither of them is Josh Ward.
22. Because you want to take your boyfriend/girlfriend out on a date to dinner and a show...this is a good show.
23. The stairs are really shaky and one of us is bound to break our leg on it.
24. Like you really have anything better to do than come see it?
25. We need to sell tickets to it so the Beacon can stay open and that way Romey doesn't have to sit on the street corner playing his guitar to make money like he had to in Audrey's movie.
26. Romey will cry and write a song about you if you don't come...and it won't be a good song. It'll have horrible lyrics, a dreadful melody and disastrous chords.
27. Some old guy who used to work on Broadway (in NYC) said this show could be on Broadway (in NYC).
28. You love us...well, hopefully.
29. Did I mention the Romey, Ryan, and Tim get to do a hip-hop dance?
30. Most of the cast can't dance, so it'll be funny to watch.
31. There's no exotic costumes to get distracted by.
32. 32 is Romey's favorite number, so now you have to come because there's at least 32 good reasons why you should.
33. Ryan and Angela make a cute couple.
34. The show is the next Jesus Christ Superstar or Godspell...except for the fact that ACTS isn't about Jesus...he does have some cameos though.
35. Romey is not an elephant in this show.
36. Ryan and Romey are good bassists.
37. Lisa is a good singer too! Her and Eliza are manly altos.
38. Don't even make me start with how Tim sings, ahaha. I'm joking, he's a good tenor.
39. Lisa gets to be Jewish!
40. Tim and Lisa are a couple in one of the scenes...how ironic.
41. Romey is father to one of the ladies who is at least 30 years older than him.
42. Three words: GUYS-IN-MAKEUP.
43. See how unenthusiastically the girls yell "Kill him!"
44. Angry mobs are fun(ny).
45. Choreography just to steal a vase is complicated.
46. Lisa gets to kick dead Tim when she walks by him.
47. There's no X-Rated dancing.
48. Because you know the real Fantastic Four is John, Paul, George and Ringo, so you're not going to the movies to see it and you need some other entertainment.
49. You get to hear Ryan's Sean Connery voice!
50. Jenelle explains how to "attend" a happy life.
51. Eliza is going to call Romey a "pieface" in it. Don't ask.
52. "Women!" "Giggitygiggitygiggity!"
53. Molly will toss your cat in the creek if you don't.
54. Yeah, remember that hip-hop dance? It's really funny to watch 8 of the whitest people pretend to be ghetto.
55. Ryan break dances. Enough said.
56. If you don’t, we’ll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
57. There’s lovely scenery. *cough*
58. If you come see it, you get...a program, free of charge!
59. Come just for Tim’s high voice. Even Lisa makes fun of it!
60. I think 59 reasons to come see it is enough! Please come! We’ll love you forever!
Lots of love to you all.
Later.
But other than my solo, I'm excited...I guess.
I really love Wake Up Sleeper and stoning Tim to death.
My honest favourite parts of the show..
So, I'd really love if some of you guys were to come...
Acts the Musical.
At the Alden High School Auditorium.
July 29, 30, 31 and August 5, 6, 7.
7:30, 2:30 matinee on both Sundays.
Tickets $7 students/seniors, $9 adults.
60 Reasons To Come See ACTS: The Musical
by Romey, Ryan, and Lisa
1. We're "advanced dancers"
2. Romey gets to jump off the stage.
3. You get to hear us sound crazy good when we sing.
4. Lisa is a cheerleader in it.
5. Ryan has a lead part and he's also a king. Romey has a lead part also, and he is an apostle, which means he's important.
6. Half the songs remind us of songs from Man Of La Mancha.
7. It's Lisa's first real musical! And she has lines!
8. Eliza is a prostitute...
8 1/2. Eliza is also a teacher. o_0
9. Tim gets stoned to death...again...
9 1/2. Tim gets killed by Brian...again...
10. We get to be ghetto and do a hip-hop dance at the end.
11. There's a whole song about circumcision.
12. It's at the high school, so there's air conditioning.
13. I really like you a lot, you're a brother to me.
14. Romey has two solos...and Ryan has a bunch too...and Tim has his own estrogen-filled song.
15. Lisa gets to make whipping noises while all the guys yell in agony.
16. Tim gets to be a statue.
17. Terry is Jesus. (and if you dont know Terry, he's awesome so be excited about him being Jesus.)
18. See Jenelle stuff money down her shirt.
19. Brian Morrish dies also.
20. In the beginning, we get to randomly sit in the audience so you might get to sit next to us.
21. We have two tech people...and neither of them is Josh Ward.
22. Because you want to take your boyfriend/girlfriend out on a date to dinner and a show...this is a good show.
23. The stairs are really shaky and one of us is bound to break our leg on it.
24. Like you really have anything better to do than come see it?
25. We need to sell tickets to it so the Beacon can stay open and that way Romey doesn't have to sit on the street corner playing his guitar to make money like he had to in Audrey's movie.
26. Romey will cry and write a song about you if you don't come...and it won't be a good song. It'll have horrible lyrics, a dreadful melody and disastrous chords.
27. Some old guy who used to work on Broadway (in NYC) said this show could be on Broadway (in NYC).
28. You love us...well, hopefully.
29. Did I mention the Romey, Ryan, and Tim get to do a hip-hop dance?
30. Most of the cast can't dance, so it'll be funny to watch.
31. There's no exotic costumes to get distracted by.
32. 32 is Romey's favorite number, so now you have to come because there's at least 32 good reasons why you should.
33. Ryan and Angela make a cute couple.
34. The show is the next Jesus Christ Superstar or Godspell...except for the fact that ACTS isn't about Jesus...he does have some cameos though.
35. Romey is not an elephant in this show.
36. Ryan and Romey are good bassists.
37. Lisa is a good singer too! Her and Eliza are manly altos.
38. Don't even make me start with how Tim sings, ahaha. I'm joking, he's a good tenor.
39. Lisa gets to be Jewish!
40. Tim and Lisa are a couple in one of the scenes...how ironic.
41. Romey is father to one of the ladies who is at least 30 years older than him.
42. Three words: GUYS-IN-MAKEUP.
43. See how unenthusiastically the girls yell "Kill him!"
44. Angry mobs are fun(ny).
45. Choreography just to steal a vase is complicated.
46. Lisa gets to kick dead Tim when she walks by him.
47. There's no X-Rated dancing.
48. Because you know the real Fantastic Four is John, Paul, George and Ringo, so you're not going to the movies to see it and you need some other entertainment.
49. You get to hear Ryan's Sean Connery voice!
50. Jenelle explains how to "attend" a happy life.
51. Eliza is going to call Romey a "pieface" in it. Don't ask.
52. "Women!" "Giggitygiggitygiggity!"
53. Molly will toss your cat in the creek if you don't.
54. Yeah, remember that hip-hop dance? It's really funny to watch 8 of the whitest people pretend to be ghetto.
55. Ryan break dances. Enough said.
56. If you don’t, we’ll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
57. There’s lovely scenery. *cough*
58. If you come see it, you get...a program, free of charge!
59. Come just for Tim’s high voice. Even Lisa makes fun of it!
60. I think 59 reasons to come see it is enough! Please come! We’ll love you forever!
Lots of love to you all.
Later.