Merry Fuckin Christmas.
Well, its Christmas Fuckin Eve. Oh joy. I got a blowdryer, a bracelette and fifty bucks. An effing blowdryer?!?! Oh well, mom meant well.
People are out at the bonfire. Parrrtayyy. People, but what the hell happened to the 100 random people that usually show up every year? What the hell happened to my family? What the hell happened to mother fucking Christmas spirit? What the hell happened to cash pouring in from the stand? What the hell happened to the fucking weather? What the hell happen to my friends? Oh yeah, nothing could come.
Santa comes tonight. Yippee?? Mother says I wont be that pleased this year. Im kinda bummed. Not because of the presents. Because of the fact that Christmas isnt that great for anyone this year. I feel so bad for Kristin and Allison as well. I love them kids.
Well, I hope everyone has an awesome Christmas to make up for mine.
P.S.- Me and Jacob ( my gangsta cousin) decided next year.. we go on strike.. no presents:no Brittiny and Jacob.. well, they said thats what we get. We're 15 and 17 now, we wanted cash.. Blahblahblah yadayadayada, Hohoho Bitch.