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well, my dog decided to leave me a lovely going away present. it seems that sometime last night or this morning, he hopped inside this big flat plastic bin i have for storage under my dorm bed and peed all over the clothes i had packed in there. i've decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and take it as his way of trying to keep me home. luckily, it was my dress clothes and other things that aren't really so necessary, and they are currently being soaked in this stuff that takes urine odor away and will be washed. the really bad ones like these lounge pants i have (ba, pajamas pants will do) and this skirt that is dry-clean only will be left here.
anyway, i'm still packing.
But I found this in my messenger bag, which i think Teng and Mame and whoever else was there will find interesting/amusing. It just shows what math team competitions will do to people.
alright, see, i would write a stanza and teng would write a stanza back and it'd go back and forth like that. i think teng beat me, but here's my stuff. I don't mean any of it, and none of it is meant to be offensive.
So I'm at all these math competitions
surrounded by all these Asians
They're all real smart,
But they act so tart,
like they got somethin' up their anuses.
So I'm just like "Ya'll so heinus"
All these foreigners theink they're so cool,
but actually they're all fools,
they can't drive,
neither can they jive,
and i wish they'd get outta my crib.
Girl, I rhyme about whateve I want to,
at least I don't act like a whore like you do
I know you just want attention,
but you look so ugly I'm gonna have to start a petition
mmmyeaaaaaaah, i am so totally bad-ass.
mkay, mkay, i'm ready to go now, preez. i wish my stuff would just magically pack itself. gah, i just realized that i almost forgot my CAUTION and POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape!! they are dorm essentials (although they apparently didn't keep Trent out of Sponge's closet that one time...).
anyway, i'm still packing.
But I found this in my messenger bag, which i think Teng and Mame and whoever else was there will find interesting/amusing. It just shows what math team competitions will do to people.
alright, see, i would write a stanza and teng would write a stanza back and it'd go back and forth like that. i think teng beat me, but here's my stuff. I don't mean any of it, and none of it is meant to be offensive.
So I'm at all these math competitions
surrounded by all these Asians
They're all real smart,
But they act so tart,
like they got somethin' up their anuses.
So I'm just like "Ya'll so heinus"
All these foreigners theink they're so cool,
but actually they're all fools,
they can't drive,
neither can they jive,
and i wish they'd get outta my crib.
Girl, I rhyme about whateve I want to,
at least I don't act like a whore like you do
I know you just want attention,
but you look so ugly I'm gonna have to start a petition
mmmyeaaaaaaah, i am so totally bad-ass.
mkay, mkay, i'm ready to go now, preez. i wish my stuff would just magically pack itself. gah, i just realized that i almost forgot my CAUTION and POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape!! they are dorm essentials (although they apparently didn't keep Trent out of Sponge's closet that one time...).