o40 [Video]

[ahappylie]

[The journal just shows Saizou for a moment, snuffling at the page. He turns his head and then patters off. A few moments later, another pig shows up and noses the journal before following Saizou off-screen. Soon after, a familiar voice to some can be heard whining slightly.]

Saaaaizoooou! How are we supposed to get home now?

[The pig

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[whatsinthepipe]

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It's cool if Hijikata forgoes using logic to reply to the journal to instead charge out into Luceti on a quest for Souji, yes? ]

[ahappylie]

[Totally cool. :|b Souji and Saizou will be coming back, mutually dragging the journal through the town toward the vague area of the house.]

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[whatsinthepipe]

[ Steamrolling innocent NPCs in his wrath, Hijikata goes RIGHT PAST these two pigs pulling Souji's journal with them--

... backtracking. ]

[whatsinthepipe]

[ He recognizes those wings, but oh how he would like not to believe this. ] Tch.

[ Aiming to pick up the one that isn't a tiny, vicious hellion. ]

[ahappylie]

[So neither?

Souji and Saizou spot Hijikata at the same time and while the latter drops the journal and starts snorting in anger, the former runs up laughing.]

Were you out for a walk, Hijikata-san?

[whatsinthepipe]

[ Point. Later on, when he's not busy lost in the sheer W.T.F. of this incident, remind Hijikata to be pissed beyond all reason. ]

I came out looking for you.

[ahappylie]

Oh~ I see.

[Hijikata's blood pressure is high enough without being reminded to be pissed later. Souji will conveniently make him forget that.

By coming over to sit in front of his feet.]

You found me~ Everything looks so big like this. No wonder Saizou likes you so much. You're huuuuge.

[In the background, Saizou snorts and sits on the journal.]

[whatsinthepipe]

He has a unique way of showing it. [ Not that he particularly cares for demon-piggy affection as it is. Hawk-eye sweep is go. ]

Apart from the...obvious. Are you all right?

[ahappylie]

[Demon-piggy just shows his affection in inventive and original ways. Like sitting on your head when you're sleeping.

Or eating your poetry book.]

Hm? Oh, yes. They didn't really hurt me and even if they did, it wasn't so bad.

[whatsinthepipe]

[ But he's so close to filling it at last!

Also, "wasn't so bad." He's keeping that in mind for later. ]

At least we have that much. [ ...lol you're a pig. ] Let's return to the house, then.

[ahappylie]

[It just means he can make more! And then Okita can steal it. Or he can steal it and then make Saizou eat something that looks like his book.

...and then read the poems to the network. Ufufu.]

It'd be nice to be back to the house. Is everyone alright? I hope Saizou didn't give you too much trouble.

[Because now you have two of them to deal with. And don't laugh. B( He'll headbutt your ankles.]

[whatsinthepipe]

Only as much trouble as usual. [ Pigs. They're so uncivilized. ]

But everyone's been handling it.

[ahappylie]

[PIGS ARE THE HEIGHT OF CIVILITY OK] I hope he didn't eat anything of yours then.

[And with that, Okita!Pig will get up and look up at Hijikata while Saizou starts dragging the journal closer.] Shall we go?

[whatsinthepipe]

Hn. [ no comment on that. Can he safely stoop down to take that journal? ] Let's go.

[ahappylie]

[he totally did, didn't he.

Also, yes. Saizou is more than happy to give it up because wow, why was Okita being a jackass and making the pig carry his journal.]

Okay~

[And now Hijikata has pigs following him. Tiny identical pigs.]

[whatsinthepipe]

Keep up.

[ He may have.

Hopefully the glare of the Demon Vice Commander is enough to turn away anybody who stops to stare at them. He's not about to tolerate that crap B| ]