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[text and voice]

Nov 16, 2010 17:39

[VOICE]
I'm hosting a poker game this week with Herr Roland. Who's interested? You can count on the stakes being interesting, and if you're of age there's free liquor.

[Text:]

CARDS:
- Faye
- Hawke
- Roland
- Usagi

GAMES:
- Black Jack
- Poker
- Go Fish

[Private to RhodeI'm staying out of this mess, but I did want to see that you're all right ( Read more... )

gambling, ignoring good advice, not a vampire rly, second-guessing

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[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:27:35 UTC

My, my, are we playing five-card, or seven?

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:30:09 UTC

[Oh sure, Tyki, come play when everyone but Horst is pissed at you :P]

Depends! Ask Rhode, I'm letting her set some of the rules.

[He's totally not a slave to little kids. Rly.]

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:31:56 UTC

[Oi, it isn't his fault that people keep pushing his organ-grabby buttons >|]

... as much as I love my niece, do you have any idea what you just set yourself up for, man?

[My niece tops everyone. It isn't your fault.]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:34:57 UTC

[This family sounds as dysfunctional as Horst's!]

None at all. Enlighten me?

[That's a relief she's just so cuuuute]

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:37:14 UTC

[You don't even know the half of it.]

Ponies, pinwheels, dress-up, ribbons, and candy. Enough candy to make your skull rot.

[Isn't she? Hurt her, and I'll rip your heart out through your liver. Slowly.]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:39:20 UTC

Really? That hardly sounds like I'm out of my depth, Tyki.

[Likewise. Someday I'll kidnap her and raise her as my own little princess k.]

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:42:32 UTC

... what you do with ponies, pinwheels, dress-up, ribbons, and enough candy to rot your skull is your business that I'd rather not know.

[Abso-fucking-lutely not. >|]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:44:50 UTC

I give them to your niece, of course. You're the second person to say something ominous about her, and then explain it away in terms of things all little girls like.

[B-b-buuuut ;~; vampires don't get kids of their own]

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:46:47 UTC

Come now, ominous? Perish the thought. [Wry grin] Although I can change that if you'd like.

[But. She's mine. And she's all I got right now =|]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:49:45 UTC

Not that she'd be the first demonic child to grace the planet, I'm sure, but how exactly would you change that?

[I could be a long-term babysitter then. :( [

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:51:55 UTC

Demonic? Come now, hardly demonic. I'd try for gifted. [Cigarette, get!] She's quite talented in the art of crafts. You should see the things she can do with a candle.

[Like. Taking out Exorcist eyeballs.]

[And risk you trying to steal her? =| I'm lazy, but I'm not an idiot.]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:54:03 UTC

Oh? What does she do with her crafts?

By the way, she tells me she hit you. What's that about?

[I'd only keep her till she wanted to go home :( ]

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:55:27 UTC

Now, now, that would be ruining the surprise.

Apparently, I'm rather frustrating at times.

[.... maybe. Fine.]

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:58:09 UTC

[Note to self: Ask Merlin later]

Now what could you do to frustrate her?

[Video] sleightofhearts November 17 2010, 18:59:00 UTC

I believe I still owe her a chocolate cow.

[Video] ahandsomedevil November 17 2010, 18:59:59 UTC

Well, you know you shouldn't keep a lady waiting.

Does this planet even have chocolate?

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