Jun 29, 2006 11:45
Yet another trip out was semi successful. We only broke several things this time. Way too numerous and expensive to innumerate.
When I got home it was Friday not Wed. as the office proclaims that it should be. But, I got home ran some errands and on Sat went out to the BAR!!! We got Smittaugh some digits. I am so proud of him!!! Our little boy is growing!!! (Did you ever call her smit??) I played the perfect wingman (you can even ask him if he ever wakes up).
The story goes as follows....
While paruesing the bar, these two girls were being hit on by these two old obnoxious guys. One of them grabbed me and forced me to sit. After some small talk I got up and went about my buisness. They did the same thing a little while later inbetween me drinking with Squish, Smitt and Jenni. They asked if I could play pool, calmly I said "Badly" they challenged me to a game and was wondering if I had someone I could play with...I immediately thought of smitt.
I forciably grabbed him off the dance floor, from inbetween Squish and Jenni and made him play. I gave Smitt a 20 so he could buy them a round and kept the focus on him..I played shitty pool, Said I would rather listen to Frank and just overall played the wingman role to the hilt!!
He did get digits...I promise that is the truth!! If he called her you all should shame him into doing it....Hell What is my saying smitt....Any BJ is better than none!!