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hakfung LJ stalking horror - a report by ah_anime18.
myxbest is stalking ah_anime18myxbest's REAL name :Ruiz Willifordmyxbest's REAL DOB :08th November 1988Height :183 cmWeight : 67.0 kgmyxbest has dreamt about you : 16 times myxbest became interested in you : 30th September 2006myxbest's latest dream about you You and myxbest are in a bar. myxbest carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. myxbest starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.This is how myxbest describes your relationship behind your back 'I think he likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps he's just polite. Fuck please God, make him love me!'myxbest's been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well myxbest has them.They've even started modifying their body for you myxbest has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If I can't have you, nobody can darling. I'd advise you to committ these words to memory.
The Police No. calls to the police : 10 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Ah fuck it not again. Look myxbest you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I'm phoning the cops. Right that's fucking it! Hello police? Yes it's myxbest again. The little shit-stirrer."myxbest's Police File When it comes to heartless thugs there aren't many criminals who would top the list ahead of myxbest.
Testimonies about myxbest
ladygith - A spouse-beating alco
'To be honest there was always something about myxbest that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.'
vikki_valentine - Worn out Musician
'It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I'm gonna fucking kill myxbest!'
chunky_bunny - Loves staring at dead bodies
'I can't believe what I'm hearing! myxbest a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes...'
zomg your last dream, thats why I found an 8-ball in my back pocket ><
hahaha lulz