Still alive
Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am tied up with learning to play lawn bowls, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am avoiding recapture. as well you should know.
I probably won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Go with God, good friends. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
(previous text courtesy of The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator)
I am tied up with learning to play lawn bowls, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am avoiding recapture. as well you should know.
I probably won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Go with God, good friends. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
(previous text courtesy of The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator)