Bean had to play a Chinese New Year gig today, and let us tag along ( Read more... )

Does anyone really hate having to be smarter than their human?

Like when your human comes home out of a snowstorm at midnight and she's coughing and you have to force her into some pajamas and into bed?

Or when your human wakes up and she's still all stopped up and you more or less have to force the Mucinex down her throat?

Life's just awesome.

Wah! Bean says she's making me wash my hair today! I don't have to do the whole Downy thing, but Bean insists that I do wig shampoo "to get some of the goo or whatever the heck" out of my hair. I don't understand why I'm washing Mr. Goo out of my hair ( Read more... )

So, I've had a wild thought today --

You think I should put more colors in my hair?

Or different ones?

I was considering adding some new streaks to my blue -- because my blue hair is TOTALLY NATURAL REALLY I SWEAR IT. Maybe green? Teal? No pink, though. Pink would look stupid in my hair anyway. Light blue?

Opinions?

We lost the stupid Halloween costume contest this year. Again. Uncle David made our costumes, and they were the stiffest, hardest-to-wear costumes EVER. But they did something cool ... you'll have to see the album.

Still don't know who that new person is. Hrm.

Hey! Go check out our_dolls_snark!

Bean told me that someone I used to know is coming to live here. What? I asked her if she got a new American Girl doll. "Of course not," said Bean, "five AG dolls are enough."

... guys, I think that hamster I killed when I was in second grade is coming back in a bad way.

Dear Jess,

Yes. The new JLY looks exactly like you.

But I also want to sleep.

Quit yelling.

-- Sara

Mr. McCain's vice president lady STOLE MY NAME AND THAT IS NOT COOL.

So Uncle David and Bean are going to Atlanta. They're going to see Uncle T. J., and it's fine with me if I don't go see Uncle T. J., 'cause he's weird. Also, he doesn't like the original Star Trek, so why even bother ( Read more... )

Oh man, I think Bean is sick. She thought she was doing okay, got up, cleaned up the kitchen, and then started feeling really awful ( Read more... )