Videos!!
Okay, so currently, Laur, Mel, Kenna, and I have to do two videos, one for fitness and one for physics. And they are both going to ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
PHYSICS VIDEO
Okay, so this video is supposed to do something with physic principles or whatnot, and it's going to be sort of a CSI type thing. The movie will star:
Melinda - Paula Hewitt (Paul Hewitt's ficticious twin sister)
Orlando Bloom - Legolas (Paula's current boyfriend; character controlled by Jen)
James Marsters - Spike (Paula's ex-boyfriend; murdered Paul; controlled by Mel & Jen)
Kendra - Jayne (Paula's dimwitted sidekick)
Laurian - camera person
So, it will start off as like.. "Previously, on CSI Keyport...." and show flashback scenes of Spike murdering Paul, Paula and Legolas in a graveyard at Paul's grave, then Spike breaking out of prision. Some memorable quotes will be:
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Spike: "I'm going to bloody kill you"
::camera sees shadows, one stabbing another one::
Paul: "H C?!?!?!"
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Then, it will show Legolas on a roof, supposedly shooting birds and squirrels (being a cardboard cutout, it might be a bit difficult to do this). And he'll have some sort of notebook to the side and murmor to himself about how much he would have to pull back to shoot and other physics stuff like that. Then, we'll see a Spike lurking behind him, with some sort of black covering on top of him so he doesn't turn into dust, and shove Legolas off the roof.
Then flash to Paula and Jayne walking to Melinda's house. I can see the scene as a Buffy Season 1 Episode 1 rip off:
Jayne: Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the physics.
Paula: Uh, which part?
Jayne: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
Paula: Well, what's in it for me?
Jayne: A shiny apple!
Paula: Okay. Do you have ---- *gasp*-----
::both finds body of Legolas on the ground::
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And then we might have Ryan come on and do the masking tape aroudn the body thing, place a cloth over Legolas's head, and carry him away over his shoulder.
Sometime during the movie, we will have Spike in a mauseleum listening to a radio, where the woman on the radio talks about his prison break.
Woman: "Late last night, the known murderer of Paul Hewitt, William the Bloody had escaped from prision. Police are searching everywhere for this bad, bad man. Do not worry much, though. Rumor has it he's defanged... he's neutered. A unik. That is all."
::Spike throws something at radio::
Spike: "I AM NOT A BLOODY UNIK!"
So basically, the rest of the video would be of Paula and Jayne trying to figure out who killed Legolas by using the laws of physics. And.. yea. But it will turn out that Legolas will not be dead, and he will be in like, a mauseleum and Spike would come back coincidently and then Legolas would jump up yelling "IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO KILL AN ELF!" and then stakes Spike. It shall be interesting.
FITNESS VIDEO
Okay, so this video is supposed to do something with circut training or whatnot
Laurian - Meridoc Brandybuck
Melinda - Peregrin Took
Kendra - Samwise Gamgee
Jen - Linw
PHYSICS VIDEO
Okay, so this video is supposed to do something with physic principles or whatnot, and it's going to be sort of a CSI type thing. The movie will star:
Melinda - Paula Hewitt (Paul Hewitt's ficticious twin sister)
Orlando Bloom - Legolas (Paula's current boyfriend; character controlled by Jen)
James Marsters - Spike (Paula's ex-boyfriend; murdered Paul; controlled by Mel & Jen)
Kendra - Jayne (Paula's dimwitted sidekick)
Laurian - camera person
So, it will start off as like.. "Previously, on CSI Keyport...." and show flashback scenes of Spike murdering Paul, Paula and Legolas in a graveyard at Paul's grave, then Spike breaking out of prision. Some memorable quotes will be:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Spike: "I'm going to bloody kill you"
::camera sees shadows, one stabbing another one::
Paul: "H C?!?!?!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Then, it will show Legolas on a roof, supposedly shooting birds and squirrels (being a cardboard cutout, it might be a bit difficult to do this). And he'll have some sort of notebook to the side and murmor to himself about how much he would have to pull back to shoot and other physics stuff like that. Then, we'll see a Spike lurking behind him, with some sort of black covering on top of him so he doesn't turn into dust, and shove Legolas off the roof.
Then flash to Paula and Jayne walking to Melinda's house. I can see the scene as a Buffy Season 1 Episode 1 rip off:
Jayne: Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the physics.
Paula: Uh, which part?
Jayne: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
Paula: Well, what's in it for me?
Jayne: A shiny apple!
Paula: Okay. Do you have ---- *gasp*-----
::both finds body of Legolas on the ground::
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And then we might have Ryan come on and do the masking tape aroudn the body thing, place a cloth over Legolas's head, and carry him away over his shoulder.
Sometime during the movie, we will have Spike in a mauseleum listening to a radio, where the woman on the radio talks about his prison break.
Woman: "Late last night, the known murderer of Paul Hewitt, William the Bloody had escaped from prision. Police are searching everywhere for this bad, bad man. Do not worry much, though. Rumor has it he's defanged... he's neutered. A unik. That is all."
::Spike throws something at radio::
Spike: "I AM NOT A BLOODY UNIK!"
So basically, the rest of the video would be of Paula and Jayne trying to figure out who killed Legolas by using the laws of physics. And.. yea. But it will turn out that Legolas will not be dead, and he will be in like, a mauseleum and Spike would come back coincidently and then Legolas would jump up yelling "IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO KILL AN ELF!" and then stakes Spike. It shall be interesting.
FITNESS VIDEO
Okay, so this video is supposed to do something with circut training or whatnot
Laurian - Meridoc Brandybuck
Melinda - Peregrin Took
Kendra - Samwise Gamgee
Jen - Linw