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I used to save conversations between Josh and myself because they were so funny. They weren't even funny but it showed how we were both such... weird children. I bring them back. Thank you.
Lieb Almighty: just add her anyway
zer0e sand ones: what?
zer0e sand ones: ohhhhhhhh
zer0e sand ones: i forgot i messaged you
Lieb Almighty: did she email you back
zer0e sand ones: no not yet
Lieb Almighty: have you listened to/noticed the band "The Bronx" that myspace has been pushing for like the last week?
zer0e sand ones: i noticed it but didn't click on it
zer0e sand ones: whats it like
Lieb Almighty: i'm just clicking it now
Lieb Almighty: i'm not really feeling it
Lieb Almighty: i like the lyrics but not the music
zer0e sand ones: i listened to the rapture today and i dug it
Lieb Almighty: i'm at your myspace to listen to that amazingness.
Lieb Almighty: will i be such a scenestealer/morgan if i put those lyrics in my info?
zer0e sand ones: nah
Lieb Almighty: do you have a CD of theirs you could burn for me
zer0e sand ones: i can just give you a broken social scene cd i have
Lieb Almighty: i'll just copy it for myself
Lieb Almighty: L-7 WEENIE
zer0e sand ones: hahaha
zer0e sand ones: why don't people use L7 instead of 69
Lieb Almighty: everyone knows that L7 is when someone is on it, and someone is just not having that
Lieb Almighty: as opposed to 69 where everyone is having that.
Lieb Almighty: duher
zer0e sand ones: me no get.
Lieb Almighty: lol maybe i didn't grasp what you were saying, but as i understand an "L7", given the shape, would mean that one of the parties was getting head while not giving it, where as a 69 shows both parties enjoying each others nasties.
zer0e sand ones: i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu
zer0e sand ones: 100.5 is my favorite radio station
zer0e sand ones: it played lisa loeb today
zer0e sand ones: i really want that late 90s top 20 rock c.d. being advertised on t.v. right now.
zer0e sand ones: it's so enticing.
Lieb Almighty: lol
Lieb Almighty: tv advertising is amazing
Lieb Almighty: i drool over HSN all the time
Lieb Almighty: "damn those fake pearls would look fabulous with my... fuck it, even naked."
Lieb Almighty: "and look! its the bargain of the day! only 69.95 for a box of metallic crayolas. how can i afford not to get them."
zer0e sand ones: hahahaha
zer0e sand ones: buy me some hand cream
Lieb Almighty: i need some so bad. my mom thinks i have a bacterial infecton because my fingertips are currently self-destructing
Lieb Almighty: my info makes me as happy as the song itslef
Lieb Almighty: itself
zer0e sand ones: it makes my heart swelter
Lieb Almighty: grab the electrodes! she's leaving us!
zer0e sand ones: hehe
zer0e sand ones: nerd!
Lieb Almighty: i hate working at shooting gallery at darien lake
Lieb Almighty: it brings in such an unattractive crowd
Lieb Almighty: two hillbilly sisters were there today
zer0e sand ones: tell me about them lol
Lieb Almighty: psh as if i was going to stop there
Lieb Almighty: "gah-lee mar-gah-ret, yous has da unfur advantage becawwse dah-dee taught you how ta shoot the deers"
zer0e sand ones: deers
zer0e sand ones: HOW GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.
zer0e sand ones: they're probably only from like West Batavia
Lieb Almighty: hahaha fucking so true.
Lieb Almighty: that makes me so sad
Lieb Almighty: another thing that makes me sad is how western new york people are perceived/received in new york city
zer0e sand ones: lol yes
zer0e sand ones: i really wouldn't want people to think i was a buffalo citizen though
Lieb Almighty: i was talking to kamaries dad today
Lieb Almighty: he was telling me about how he missed the bronx and long island because "he had a lot of people" and there was an existential "motion of things"
Lieb Almighty: it made me happy and scared at the same time
Lieb Almighty: the way new york makes me feel
Lieb Almighty: oh, and, i want us to have project runway parties because otherwise theres no way i'll continue to watch the series when it starts
Lieb Almighty: 7 days?
Lieb Almighty: i think you're the only person that i can talk to so i just say everything in no pattern but feel free to say "shut the fuck up"
zer0e sand ones: lol never
zer0e sand ones: it starts on july 12th
zer0e sand ones: it's a wednesday
Lieb Almighty: is it weekly
zer0e sand ones: yep
Lieb Almighty: we should also start a book club. except you have books you need to read.
zer0e sand ones: yeah. i finally finished on the road. makes me want to go to mexico.
Lieb Almighty: and you read at a pace untouchable by anyone except speedy gonzales. the rat.
zer0e sand ones: i found that the book was structured the same as gatsby in that the narrator seemed like they could be the main character but he actually wasn't.
Lieb Almighty: lol i still despise you for that critique
zer0e sand ones: haha
Lieb Almighty: for my last one i wanted to use the billboard as my main character just to see if she'd still give me a 100
zer0e sand ones: what was that oculist's name?
zer0e sand ones: tj ecklberg?
Lieb Almighty: yes
Lieb Almighty: oculist?
zer0e sand ones: thats what he was
Lieb Almighty: i thought he was like an opthamologist
zer0e sand ones: they refer to him as an oculist
Lieb Almighty: thats a strange word. i read over them
zer0e sand ones: lol
zer0e sand ones: oh
Lieb Almighty: and my mind translated it into opthamologist along the way
zer0e sand ones: whats the diff
Lieb Almighty: fuck my mind, it doesn't work right
Lieb Almighty: considering i don't know what an oculist is, i dont know
zer0e sand ones: ocu versus optha
Lieb Almighty: "ist" vs. "ologist"
Lieb Almighty: the final battle.
zer0e sand ones: i wrote thank you notes tonight
zer0e sand ones: they are such feeble attempts at saying thank you.
Lieb Almighty: to who/for what?
zer0e sand ones: in japan, apparently if you give someone a gift, they have to return it to you and make it better/bigger
zer0e sand ones: the 4 people that sent me money.
Lieb Almighty: i wouldn't do that ever
Lieb Almighty: not the thank you thing
Lieb Almighty: the gift thing
zer0e sand ones: yeah.
zer0e sand ones: my boss was in japan for awhile on her ship when she was in the navy and she said she got so many nice free gifts
zer0e sand ones: she brough watermelon or strawberries to some people there and because it's so rare she was given a tea set
zer0e sand ones: and it wasn't playskool
zer0e sand ones: oh heeeeeeheeeeeeee
Lieb Almighty: lol i was just going to say it was probably "made in china"
zer0e sand ones: haha i'm cracking up
zer0e sand ones: it's all so cheesy.
Lieb Almighty: lol
zer0e sand ones: the sharon wears prada
Lieb Almighty: lol kamarie was talking how she wants to get the logo of the highheel with the stiletto devil pitchfork heel tattooed
Lieb Almighty: that movie... mm.. i want it now
zer0e sand ones: i just wanna be anne hathaway
zer0e sand ones: have her boyfriend and all that
zer0e sand ones: her LIFE
Lieb Almighty: you are anne hathaway!! minus the morals and the values
zer0e sand ones: that's right. i have premarital sex and i smoke pot.
Lieb Almighty: lol
Lieb Almighty: i'm sure she did. but the point is, you cannot stand up against the devil because she's pretty and made you prettier and perfecter forever and ever you must worship satan.
zer0e sand ones: satan is my ... blow.
zer0e sand ones: what
zer0e sand ones: yes.
Lieb Almighty: i feel like cuddling with a bottle of plum wine right now.
Lieb Almighty: and you, obvi
zer0e sand ones: plum wine?
zer0e sand ones: duh slumber party.
Lieb Almighty: kikkoman brand plum wine
Lieb Almighty: duher
zer0e sand ones: HOORAY!
zer0e sand ones: what if in florida or alabama or anywhere that touches a body of water where there are dolphins there was a sport where people got drunk and made dolphins jump through hoops and when they were going through the hoop they shot the dolphin with a rifle
Lieb Almighty: i see you meniacly (sp?) laughing at that
zer0e sand ones: you are so right
zer0e sand ones: maniacally.
Lieb Almighty: maniac-ally, that makes sense
zer0e sand ones: i was giggling as i typed it.
zer0e sand ones: i imagined it being put on a simpsons episode
Lieb Almighty: as i read the message i imagined an arena full of children all happily enjoying the dolphin show then bang, red water and tears.
zer0e sand ones: no, they'd be laughing happily about it. that's what makes it sick.
zer0e sand ones: or floridians slaughtering manatees.
zer0e sand ones: hehehehehe
Lieb Almighty: lol no, i hate children. they need to find it sad. the arena chairs all go flat and the children slide into the pool of bloody dolphin. whoever eats it first doesn't have to do the hoop trick.
zer0e sand ones: hahah
Lieb Almighty: if i had children i'd really need an mD because they'd need to be so laid back and sedated for me to be able to survive
zer0e sand ones: the whole arena scene is reminding me of the penguin dude's lair in batman. when danny devito played penguin
zer0e sand ones: my kids will end up in dumpsters
Lieb Almighty: online contests make me so frustrated.
zer0e sand ones: then be on dateline when they're rescued with a follow up story 21 years later when they graduate from high school with retard disease.
zer0e sand ones: why are you doing one
Lieb Almighty: i've been trying at bluefly.com for three days to win a fucking LV "treasure chest" just because its filled with cash and naturally gorgeous. and all i've won so far is a 10% off code for bluefly.com
Lieb Almighty: i just want to win something and i should be lucky god damn it.
zer0e sand ones: luck o the irish
zer0e sand ones: you do go to nd.
Lieb Almighty: the other day i won a shitty polyphonic ringtone from a pepsi bottle. karma should be making up for giving me such a craptastic win.
Lieb Almighty: maybe you shouldn't ask for more from karma, theres probably a rule or something.
zer0e sand ones: just follow your dharma and keep doing the contests.
zer0e sand ones: that's what corporate america wants you to do.
zer0e sand ones: lass go dancin
Lieb Almighty: if i win this treasure chest of cash, not only will we have sweet luggage, but we will buy an island
Lieb Almighty: or at least rent one
Lieb Almighty: and dance until the natives roast us.
zer0e sand ones: nothing on the indian ocean.
zer0e sand ones: let's just be assholes and build an island on the panama canal.
Lieb Almighty: do we still pay central america to use it
Lieb Almighty: probably not. if they charged us, george bush would get uglier on the inside.
zer0e sand ones: i imagined george bush as godzilla just now. with the same manneurisms as andy milonakisLieb Almighty: do you ever look at runway shows?
zer0e sand ones: i wish i did.
zer0e sand ones: they're flowy
Lieb Almighty: http://www.style.com/ or http://men.style.com/
Lieb Almighty: there vogues websites
Lieb Almighty: they're*
Lieb Almighty: or just google john galliano and try to find any show he's ever designed because he's the most insane person ever
Lieb Almighty: in fact, he's apparently featured on the main page of style.com
zer0e sand ones: i will save that and do it... maybe some other time. i need to go to bed because i work in the a.m.
i leave it at that.
bye!
Lieb Almighty: just add her anyway
zer0e sand ones: what?
zer0e sand ones: ohhhhhhhh
zer0e sand ones: i forgot i messaged you
Lieb Almighty: did she email you back
zer0e sand ones: no not yet
Lieb Almighty: have you listened to/noticed the band "The Bronx" that myspace has been pushing for like the last week?
zer0e sand ones: i noticed it but didn't click on it
zer0e sand ones: whats it like
Lieb Almighty: i'm just clicking it now
Lieb Almighty: i'm not really feeling it
Lieb Almighty: i like the lyrics but not the music
zer0e sand ones: i listened to the rapture today and i dug it
Lieb Almighty: i'm at your myspace to listen to that amazingness.
Lieb Almighty: will i be such a scenestealer/morgan if i put those lyrics in my info?
zer0e sand ones: nah
Lieb Almighty: do you have a CD of theirs you could burn for me
zer0e sand ones: i can just give you a broken social scene cd i have
Lieb Almighty: i'll just copy it for myself
Lieb Almighty: L-7 WEENIE
zer0e sand ones: hahaha
zer0e sand ones: why don't people use L7 instead of 69
Lieb Almighty: everyone knows that L7 is when someone is on it, and someone is just not having that
Lieb Almighty: as opposed to 69 where everyone is having that.
Lieb Almighty: duher
zer0e sand ones: me no get.
Lieb Almighty: lol maybe i didn't grasp what you were saying, but as i understand an "L7", given the shape, would mean that one of the parties was getting head while not giving it, where as a 69 shows both parties enjoying each others nasties.
zer0e sand ones: i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu
zer0e sand ones: 100.5 is my favorite radio station
zer0e sand ones: it played lisa loeb today
zer0e sand ones: i really want that late 90s top 20 rock c.d. being advertised on t.v. right now.
zer0e sand ones: it's so enticing.
Lieb Almighty: lol
Lieb Almighty: tv advertising is amazing
Lieb Almighty: i drool over HSN all the time
Lieb Almighty: "damn those fake pearls would look fabulous with my... fuck it, even naked."
Lieb Almighty: "and look! its the bargain of the day! only 69.95 for a box of metallic crayolas. how can i afford not to get them."
zer0e sand ones: hahahaha
zer0e sand ones: buy me some hand cream
Lieb Almighty: i need some so bad. my mom thinks i have a bacterial infecton because my fingertips are currently self-destructing
Lieb Almighty: my info makes me as happy as the song itslef
Lieb Almighty: itself
zer0e sand ones: it makes my heart swelter
Lieb Almighty: grab the electrodes! she's leaving us!
zer0e sand ones: hehe
zer0e sand ones: nerd!
Lieb Almighty: i hate working at shooting gallery at darien lake
Lieb Almighty: it brings in such an unattractive crowd
Lieb Almighty: two hillbilly sisters were there today
zer0e sand ones: tell me about them lol
Lieb Almighty: psh as if i was going to stop there
Lieb Almighty: "gah-lee mar-gah-ret, yous has da unfur advantage becawwse dah-dee taught you how ta shoot the deers"
zer0e sand ones: deers
zer0e sand ones: HOW GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.
zer0e sand ones: they're probably only from like West Batavia
Lieb Almighty: hahaha fucking so true.
Lieb Almighty: that makes me so sad
Lieb Almighty: another thing that makes me sad is how western new york people are perceived/received in new york city
zer0e sand ones: lol yes
zer0e sand ones: i really wouldn't want people to think i was a buffalo citizen though
Lieb Almighty: i was talking to kamaries dad today
Lieb Almighty: he was telling me about how he missed the bronx and long island because "he had a lot of people" and there was an existential "motion of things"
Lieb Almighty: it made me happy and scared at the same time
Lieb Almighty: the way new york makes me feel
Lieb Almighty: oh, and, i want us to have project runway parties because otherwise theres no way i'll continue to watch the series when it starts
Lieb Almighty: 7 days?
Lieb Almighty: i think you're the only person that i can talk to so i just say everything in no pattern but feel free to say "shut the fuck up"
zer0e sand ones: lol never
zer0e sand ones: it starts on july 12th
zer0e sand ones: it's a wednesday
Lieb Almighty: is it weekly
zer0e sand ones: yep
Lieb Almighty: we should also start a book club. except you have books you need to read.
zer0e sand ones: yeah. i finally finished on the road. makes me want to go to mexico.
Lieb Almighty: and you read at a pace untouchable by anyone except speedy gonzales. the rat.
zer0e sand ones: i found that the book was structured the same as gatsby in that the narrator seemed like they could be the main character but he actually wasn't.
Lieb Almighty: lol i still despise you for that critique
zer0e sand ones: haha
Lieb Almighty: for my last one i wanted to use the billboard as my main character just to see if she'd still give me a 100
zer0e sand ones: what was that oculist's name?
zer0e sand ones: tj ecklberg?
Lieb Almighty: yes
Lieb Almighty: oculist?
zer0e sand ones: thats what he was
Lieb Almighty: i thought he was like an opthamologist
zer0e sand ones: they refer to him as an oculist
Lieb Almighty: thats a strange word. i read over them
zer0e sand ones: lol
zer0e sand ones: oh
Lieb Almighty: and my mind translated it into opthamologist along the way
zer0e sand ones: whats the diff
Lieb Almighty: fuck my mind, it doesn't work right
Lieb Almighty: considering i don't know what an oculist is, i dont know
zer0e sand ones: ocu versus optha
Lieb Almighty: "ist" vs. "ologist"
Lieb Almighty: the final battle.
zer0e sand ones: i wrote thank you notes tonight
zer0e sand ones: they are such feeble attempts at saying thank you.
Lieb Almighty: to who/for what?
zer0e sand ones: in japan, apparently if you give someone a gift, they have to return it to you and make it better/bigger
zer0e sand ones: the 4 people that sent me money.
Lieb Almighty: i wouldn't do that ever
Lieb Almighty: not the thank you thing
Lieb Almighty: the gift thing
zer0e sand ones: yeah.
zer0e sand ones: my boss was in japan for awhile on her ship when she was in the navy and she said she got so many nice free gifts
zer0e sand ones: she brough watermelon or strawberries to some people there and because it's so rare she was given a tea set
zer0e sand ones: and it wasn't playskool
zer0e sand ones: oh heeeeeeheeeeeeee
Lieb Almighty: lol i was just going to say it was probably "made in china"
zer0e sand ones: haha i'm cracking up
zer0e sand ones: it's all so cheesy.
Lieb Almighty: lol
zer0e sand ones: the sharon wears prada
Lieb Almighty: lol kamarie was talking how she wants to get the logo of the highheel with the stiletto devil pitchfork heel tattooed
Lieb Almighty: that movie... mm.. i want it now
zer0e sand ones: i just wanna be anne hathaway
zer0e sand ones: have her boyfriend and all that
zer0e sand ones: her LIFE
Lieb Almighty: you are anne hathaway!! minus the morals and the values
zer0e sand ones: that's right. i have premarital sex and i smoke pot.
Lieb Almighty: lol
Lieb Almighty: i'm sure she did. but the point is, you cannot stand up against the devil because she's pretty and made you prettier and perfecter forever and ever you must worship satan.
zer0e sand ones: satan is my ... blow.
zer0e sand ones: what
zer0e sand ones: yes.
Lieb Almighty: i feel like cuddling with a bottle of plum wine right now.
Lieb Almighty: and you, obvi
zer0e sand ones: plum wine?
zer0e sand ones: duh slumber party.
Lieb Almighty: kikkoman brand plum wine
Lieb Almighty: duher
zer0e sand ones: HOORAY!
zer0e sand ones: what if in florida or alabama or anywhere that touches a body of water where there are dolphins there was a sport where people got drunk and made dolphins jump through hoops and when they were going through the hoop they shot the dolphin with a rifle
Lieb Almighty: i see you meniacly (sp?) laughing at that
zer0e sand ones: you are so right
zer0e sand ones: maniacally.
Lieb Almighty: maniac-ally, that makes sense
zer0e sand ones: i was giggling as i typed it.
zer0e sand ones: i imagined it being put on a simpsons episode
Lieb Almighty: as i read the message i imagined an arena full of children all happily enjoying the dolphin show then bang, red water and tears.
zer0e sand ones: no, they'd be laughing happily about it. that's what makes it sick.
zer0e sand ones: or floridians slaughtering manatees.
zer0e sand ones: hehehehehe
Lieb Almighty: lol no, i hate children. they need to find it sad. the arena chairs all go flat and the children slide into the pool of bloody dolphin. whoever eats it first doesn't have to do the hoop trick.
zer0e sand ones: hahah
Lieb Almighty: if i had children i'd really need an mD because they'd need to be so laid back and sedated for me to be able to survive
zer0e sand ones: the whole arena scene is reminding me of the penguin dude's lair in batman. when danny devito played penguin
zer0e sand ones: my kids will end up in dumpsters
Lieb Almighty: online contests make me so frustrated.
zer0e sand ones: then be on dateline when they're rescued with a follow up story 21 years later when they graduate from high school with retard disease.
zer0e sand ones: why are you doing one
Lieb Almighty: i've been trying at bluefly.com for three days to win a fucking LV "treasure chest" just because its filled with cash and naturally gorgeous. and all i've won so far is a 10% off code for bluefly.com
Lieb Almighty: i just want to win something and i should be lucky god damn it.
zer0e sand ones: luck o the irish
zer0e sand ones: you do go to nd.
Lieb Almighty: the other day i won a shitty polyphonic ringtone from a pepsi bottle. karma should be making up for giving me such a craptastic win.
Lieb Almighty: maybe you shouldn't ask for more from karma, theres probably a rule or something.
zer0e sand ones: just follow your dharma and keep doing the contests.
zer0e sand ones: that's what corporate america wants you to do.
zer0e sand ones: lass go dancin
Lieb Almighty: if i win this treasure chest of cash, not only will we have sweet luggage, but we will buy an island
Lieb Almighty: or at least rent one
Lieb Almighty: and dance until the natives roast us.
zer0e sand ones: nothing on the indian ocean.
zer0e sand ones: let's just be assholes and build an island on the panama canal.
Lieb Almighty: do we still pay central america to use it
Lieb Almighty: probably not. if they charged us, george bush would get uglier on the inside.
zer0e sand ones: i imagined george bush as godzilla just now. with the same manneurisms as andy milonakisLieb Almighty: do you ever look at runway shows?
zer0e sand ones: i wish i did.
zer0e sand ones: they're flowy
Lieb Almighty: http://www.style.com/ or http://men.style.com/
Lieb Almighty: there vogues websites
Lieb Almighty: they're*
Lieb Almighty: or just google john galliano and try to find any show he's ever designed because he's the most insane person ever
Lieb Almighty: in fact, he's apparently featured on the main page of style.com
zer0e sand ones: i will save that and do it... maybe some other time. i need to go to bed because i work in the a.m.
i leave it at that.
bye!