Five pearls of Scottish wisdom
1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes-Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
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2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
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