By now, most of you will probably be aware of
The War on Science Fiction and Marvin Minsky, a post on BigFatManBaby.com Spear-Head.com* about how women are ruining science fiction by getting their icky cooties all over it and making it all about feelings and relationships and crap. I commented on this article in
pictorial form elsewhere. The author's proof of this is that the scifi channel shows crap and that Marvin Minsky, some AI researcher of whom I've never heard but who is apparently a huge Goddamn Aspie, said that non-scifi books are boring. Oh, also scifi inspires mouth-breathing nerds to go into science, so if women (and homosexuals, of course, can't forget them) turn the scifi genre into a big vagina-y tea party, then nerds won't go into science and there will be no science and civilization will collapse. Do you know what civilization that will be? IT WAS EARTH! DON'T DATE ROBOTS.
Also, the author's example of good manly macho man scifi channel is Star Trek: The Next Generation. Yeah, that show was a real blast-'em-up slug fest. Unrelated, we were watching Star Trek: The Next Generation last night and Wesley was explaining the concept of the banana split to some alien and he was all "It's pretty much the greatest thing in the universe!" Really, Wesley? You're 18 and a banana split is the greatest thing in the universe? GOLLY GEE JEEPERS I SURE DO THINK THIS BANANA SPLIT SURE IS NEATO TORPEDO! Wesley is a chode. Also, the ship is captained by a bald Frenchman with a twee English accent and there's an EMPATHIC woman with BOOBS on the bridge. Yeah, this show just oozes testosterone.
ANYWAY, I mention this because the article caused a bit of a stir in the community as it were, but one of my favorite responses came from "Racer X."
Racer X's contribution to the dialogue was this:
All these geeky, science and science fiction chicks getting all worked up…nice.
Sounds like a whole new crop for Racer X to harvest. Clearly, many of them are in need of a good fuck. I shall make that my mission as well my contribution to whatever futuristic world is out there.
Racer X sez: All you ladies just need a deep dicking OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Out of curiosity, I thought I'd take a look at Racer X's personal blog. It's all about spanking and domination. That's all well and good. I'm certainly not going to fault someone for keeping a
fetish blog. Dominance and submission are pretty harmless kinks and I don't like to imply that men shouldn't be into dominance any more than women shouldn't be into submission. Because honestly you can't control what floats your boat so as long as you understand what should be confined to the bedroom, then fine. So anyway, as I was saying, I don't like to imply that all men who are doms are necessarily creepy controlling weirdos. But uhhhh
I suppose one of the things that separates me from many in PUA crowd is that I genuinely love women. What can I say? All my life the feminine sex has always intrigued me and I have always felt a deep erotic draw to women. I particularly love feminine, girly girls, and old fashioned looking women. One of the big complaints today is that too many women are taking on an overly masculine look. I agree that this is that case and I am one of those who find that unattractive. My tastes in feminine beauty tend to veer towards the sweet, classy, graceful, charming and girly.
ME, DISRESPECT WOMEN? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I LOVE WOMEN!! I LOVE TO FUCK THEM! NOW PUT ON THAT HOBBLE SKIRT.
Then Racer X waxes poetic about spanking (emphasis mine).
Yes, spanking is a most delightful pastime. So many women out there loved to be spanked, yet so few can find a man who will be more than happy to oblige them. What is it about female nature that so many women enjoy the mixture of pleasure and pain. Perhaps the reasons are best left to the philosophical musings of Roissy. I will be content to describe my adventures in spanking. Or perhaps I will mention a bit of my enjoyment of being dominant and controlling a woman sexually? Whatever the case, I love spanking a woman and I love how women loved to be spanked. I love enveloping a woman with raw, masculine power, whether it be with my hands, arms, body, or cock. And so many women love to be taken by a strong man. Such have been my experiences in life.
I am going to envelope a woman with the RAW MASCULINE POWER of MY COCK.
Anyway, there's a lot more about spanking, most of which is pretty laughably purple but not that interesting otherwise. So I'm in kind of bind here, because I want to find some sort of deranged lunacy in his writings but at the same time I don't want to bash on him just cuz he like spanking. Because, you know, spanking. It's pretty innocuous. I'm not going to fault him for liking to spank women who like to be spanked. On the other hand, Racer X is also apparently a devotee of notorious misogynist douchenozzle Roissy so he's obviously a worthless sad of shit, but that's unrelated to his spanking kink.
In closing, I would like to start a blog dedicated to the sexual practice of PUNCHING WOMEN IN THE NECK. Because that would be a pretty funny bit of trollery, if you think about it.
* Other articles on the site include a long TOTALLYNOTRACIST explanation of how white guys who date Asian women totally don't have Asian fetishes it's just that white women are such bitches and also how when women act aloof it triggers a man's "rape instinct." So, ladies, let that be a lesson to you. You'd better submit to unwanted advances or, uh, you'll have to submit to unwanted advances. :/
Also, the totallynotracist guy has to talk about what a catch he is and how he just wants love bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww