A unified theory of douchery

Feb 27, 2009 00:51

So here's a thing

Remember Tommy Wisseau? The guy that spent thousands of dollars to make an unwatchable film that was basically a valentine to himself and then spent thousands more promoting it as an amazing piece of art "with the passion of Tennessee Williams?" Remember how he had that bizarre, untraceable quasi-Eastern European accent (although he wouldn't say anything about his background other than that he was an American)?

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And you remember my frequent posts about a certain objectivist? Well, that objectivist was born and raised in the USA, yet he also has a bizarre, untraceable quasi-Eastern European accent. He also claims that neither of his parents have an accent anything like his, so he doesn't know why he talks like that.

Well, today, I finally watched "Impossible is Nothing," the 2006 video resume of pompous douchebag Aleksey Vayner.

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DUDES, I think I've discovered a correlation between DOUCHEBAGGERY and INEXPLICCABLE ACCENTS.

WHERE'S MY RESEARCH GRANT?!

video nasties, bug powder, raw memage

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