♚ {42nd}

[agoodchild]

Maria knows a very funny joke too!

How many Marias does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Only one because that is how many Marias there are!

[ooc: Have you ever noticed how little kids will make up and laugh at the stupidest jokes ever? Okay. Proof positive here. Also, text post, for the record.]

Comments

[antimafioso]

That's a good one! An unexpected punchline.

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[agoodchild]

Uuu! Maria thinks it's very, very funny, uuu!

[And she's giggling all the while here, of course...]

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[antimafioso]

Does Maria know more?

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[agoodchild]

Maria knows some others, uuu, but Maria thinks everyone knows those. Uuu...like...

What's white on the outside, green on the inside, and hops, uuu?

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[antimafioso]

I give up, what?

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[agoodchild]

Uuu! A frog sandwich!

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[antimafioso]

Ohh. I should've guessed that.

But, would you eat it if it's still hopping?

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[agoodchild]

Uuu, Maria isn't sure that she would! It would be hard to catch, uuu.

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[antimafioso]

I wonder how the bread stays on?

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[agoodchild]

Uuu, maybe there's something really, really sticky inside, uuu, like honey. Then the bread could stay on, uuu.

But a frog and honey sandwich doesn't sound very good, uuu.

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[antimafioso]

It would be really slimy, too! If you used glue, you probably couldn't eat it.

Maybe toothpicks or pins? Like a frog held to a dissection tray.

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[agoodchild]

Uuu, maybe, but...then the frog might not hop, uuu, if it had pins in it.

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[antimafioso]

Only on its front and back to keep the bread on. It could hop then.

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[agoodchild]

Uuu, maybe...

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[antimafioso]

In the end, I think we must conclude live frogs weren't meant to be sandwiches.

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[agoodchild]

Uuu...Maria thinks so too.