Agent Moore: I have aquired my first mission. The study of "Fun"

Apr 06, 2004 00:32

I have acquired my first mission after having been here only 3 days. After the events of this evening in an apartment Miss Maritas was "borrowing", it occurred to me that the word "fun" is not fully defined in the mainframe.

So, with the help of a few of my "new" friends I was given a resurrected king sized mattress and will be conducting studies at length on the word "fun" and its relationship to the mattress. Special thanks to Wolfy Abel for the enlightening idea of the usage of said mattress and making the initial donation of the mattress. I also wish to thank Agent Centinela for the reconstitution of the mattress after the incredible adventure we took on it this evening. I hope that I can learn to control my "fun" so as not to destroy it again as it will have to last me a long time, and go through much of the same treatment with other participants.

While initial studies were conducted with Miss Maritas, Agent Centinela, Wolfy Able, I and the mattress, I feel it is now my duty, No it is my mission to spread goodwill through-out the matrix with my mattress. While studies will be extensive and involve me alone as well as others in participation I hope that humans as well as programs alike will welcome the opportunity for some advanced study with me in this area. I found that the mattress has been enlightening to me on a personal level as well as with multiple people involved. I believe that the resulting data will greatly improve the mainframes documentation of the word "fun".

I look forward to conducting my extensive and exhaustive study of the word "fun" and posting my findings here...

Agent Moore
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