LMAO!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave raymondthefrog a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, nezmaster (-5000 points). In January I gave flyingtuck a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I stole hickwolfe's purse (-30 points). In August I pulled over and changed flaming_fairy's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3965 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
agnar