bohemian rhapsody ;; {VOICE}
[There is a hint of static on the other end, something rustling in the background as he nearly dropped the phone a few times. A low mumble of 'how long is this chord anyway' before there's a 'gnrk'. He found out the length of the phone chord! There's a bit of scrambling before he's finally speaking into the phone, a bit of a whisper. He had dialed 911 and didn't really hear anything, but figured the receptionist was tired and was waiting for him to talk about his problem.]
...Er, hello? I think I've been kidnapped by a crazy stalker woman. Gnuh... I woke up in her bed- I'm hiding out under the kitchen table right now. I don't know my address, but you guys have tracing equipment, right? Please hurry! I'm all for a pretty girl liking me, but... but this is taking it too far. She glued my face on family pictures!
...
That's thriller movie creepy right there.
[Not to mention she took his hammer and sharpie, and dressed him in something he can see Conrad wearing.
...Huh. He still didn't hear anything on the other line.]
Hello? ...Hello?
[Okay, going to risk it. DEEEEP breath.]
HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
...Er, hello? I think I've been kidnapped by a crazy stalker woman. Gnuh... I woke up in her bed- I'm hiding out under the kitchen table right now. I don't know my address, but you guys have tracing equipment, right? Please hurry! I'm all for a pretty girl liking me, but... but this is taking it too far. She glued my face on family pictures!
...
That's thriller movie creepy right there.
[Not to mention she took his hammer and sharpie, and dressed him in something he can see Conrad wearing.
...Huh. He still didn't hear anything on the other line.]
Hello? ...Hello?
[Okay, going to risk it. DEEEEP breath.]
HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?