APPLICATION
Character: Kitsu Chiri
Series: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Character Age: 15~16
Canon: What happens when you smash together the slice-of-life, harem, black comedy, and satire genres, add a healthy dash of fourth wall breaking, a pinch of (pop) cultural homages, and mix it all up with a drop of LSD? You'd get Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, the series with the comically suicidal teacher and his classroom full of crazies (and that one normal girl).
Kitsu Chiri seems like your normal class representative type at first glance: organized, assertive, responsible...at first-and-a-half glance, it's apparent that she's utterly obsessed with doing things just right--her name happens to be a pun on the Japanese word for "precisely," or "anal retentive control freak." She's very insistent on having everyone, including herself, live a life of perfect properness. However, there's a very fine line in Chiri's head between "pushy, bossy perfectionist" and "violent, batshit insane psychopath." Her name also happens to be a pun on the character "to bury," after all...
Sample Post:
Well! It's been quite the struggle to fill out my forms and pack my suitcases, but I'm sure I've done it perfectly. Honestly though, what kind of place makes one denote whether it's okay to break the fourth wall or not? As far as I'm concerned, everyone should stay in their own plane of existence...and don't get me started on how difficult it was to find a flight with an even number of passengers, pilots, and stewardesses. Is a little symmetry too much to ask for here? In the end, I had to take matters into my own hands...
And now I find myself in this Camp...Fuck You Die? H-how vulgar! If I'm correct in assuming that this summer camp is intended for young people such as myself, then isn't this quite the horrible influence? More importantly, is it "Camp: Fuck You! Die!"? "Camp: Fuck! You Die(d)!"? "Camp Fuck(ed) You (Dead)"? Far be it for me to accuse the Americans of misusing their own language, but I'd appreciate a little grammatical clarity here! If you're going to name an institution, do it right, please! It's really quite irritating otherwise!
Another thing! Your brochure, your fliers, and your website all claim that this camp is located in Louisiana. As I understand it, neither toucans nor gorillas are natural to this area, and it doesn't appear that we're near any zoos. Please refrain from giving poor misguided youths incorrect knowledge concerning the fauna of the world and stock the camp grounds with some proper animals. I recommend mosquitoes. There's nothing more telling of a dank, stagnant swamp than oozing bites and the plague of malaria, after all. And concerning that tentacle monster in the lake: please be aware that the forms did not indicate that this was to be a hentai. As some of us happen to be minors, it would be highly illegal, not to mention terribly improper! Incorrect form usage is incredibly annoying, I'll have you know.
And are those--zombies I see? Hmph, if you're going to populate any area with zombies, why a relatively isolated summer camp in the middle of nowhere? A proper zombie apocalypse only works if you unleash them into a crowded metropolitan area! But the bigger issue here...something's that's neither alive or dead...how immensely irritating...there's "alive" and then there's "dead"! And then there are various stages of being alive or dead in between those! Personally, I prefer precisely half-dead/half-alive. The absolute beauty of seeing someone on that perfect line between existence and non-existence, preferably due to blunt force trauma to the head...how satisfying!
...ah. My, it seems like I let myself wander for a moment, how improper of me. Anyway, saying that something is "undead" is just so...argh! Well, it's a good thing I made sure to bring my shovel~! There will be no breaking the laws of biology on my watch. Now...
Dead things should just stay dead.
((voting was here, 96.2% \o/))
Series: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Character Age: 15~16
Canon: What happens when you smash together the slice-of-life, harem, black comedy, and satire genres, add a healthy dash of fourth wall breaking, a pinch of (pop) cultural homages, and mix it all up with a drop of LSD? You'd get Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, the series with the comically suicidal teacher and his classroom full of crazies (and that one normal girl).
Kitsu Chiri seems like your normal class representative type at first glance: organized, assertive, responsible...at first-and-a-half glance, it's apparent that she's utterly obsessed with doing things just right--her name happens to be a pun on the Japanese word for "precisely," or "anal retentive control freak." She's very insistent on having everyone, including herself, live a life of perfect properness. However, there's a very fine line in Chiri's head between "pushy, bossy perfectionist" and "violent, batshit insane psychopath." Her name also happens to be a pun on the character "to bury," after all...
Sample Post:
Well! It's been quite the struggle to fill out my forms and pack my suitcases, but I'm sure I've done it perfectly. Honestly though, what kind of place makes one denote whether it's okay to break the fourth wall or not? As far as I'm concerned, everyone should stay in their own plane of existence...and don't get me started on how difficult it was to find a flight with an even number of passengers, pilots, and stewardesses. Is a little symmetry too much to ask for here? In the end, I had to take matters into my own hands...
And now I find myself in this Camp...Fuck You Die? H-how vulgar! If I'm correct in assuming that this summer camp is intended for young people such as myself, then isn't this quite the horrible influence? More importantly, is it "Camp: Fuck You! Die!"? "Camp: Fuck! You Die(d)!"? "Camp Fuck(ed) You (Dead)"? Far be it for me to accuse the Americans of misusing their own language, but I'd appreciate a little grammatical clarity here! If you're going to name an institution, do it right, please! It's really quite irritating otherwise!
Another thing! Your brochure, your fliers, and your website all claim that this camp is located in Louisiana. As I understand it, neither toucans nor gorillas are natural to this area, and it doesn't appear that we're near any zoos. Please refrain from giving poor misguided youths incorrect knowledge concerning the fauna of the world and stock the camp grounds with some proper animals. I recommend mosquitoes. There's nothing more telling of a dank, stagnant swamp than oozing bites and the plague of malaria, after all. And concerning that tentacle monster in the lake: please be aware that the forms did not indicate that this was to be a hentai. As some of us happen to be minors, it would be highly illegal, not to mention terribly improper! Incorrect form usage is incredibly annoying, I'll have you know.
And are those--zombies I see? Hmph, if you're going to populate any area with zombies, why a relatively isolated summer camp in the middle of nowhere? A proper zombie apocalypse only works if you unleash them into a crowded metropolitan area! But the bigger issue here...something's that's neither alive or dead...how immensely irritating...there's "alive" and then there's "dead"! And then there are various stages of being alive or dead in between those! Personally, I prefer precisely half-dead/half-alive. The absolute beauty of seeing someone on that perfect line between existence and non-existence, preferably due to blunt force trauma to the head...how satisfying!
...ah. My, it seems like I let myself wander for a moment, how improper of me. Anyway, saying that something is "undead" is just so...argh! Well, it's a good thing I made sure to bring my shovel~! There will be no breaking the laws of biology on my watch. Now...
Dead things should just stay dead.
((voting was here, 96.2% \o/))