Zanessa does the Oscars.
So, if you watched the Oscars, you couldn't help but notice Zanessa made an appearance. I mean, they were pretty aggressively displayed on more than one occasion. Actually, the Academy made a clear effort to include numerous young starlets with no discernible connection to any of the nominated pictures. I'm guessing this is part of the effort to attract more viewers, but I really preferred the montages.
I like to imagine all the youngsters alternately cowering and preening in the audience and silently coaching themselves to just wait for the Teen Choice Awards. I also like to imagine what they might have been saying. So many possibilities.... Karen from Mean Girls and Baby V eying each other's respective cleavages while waiting for their musical number.... Natalie Portman licking her lips at R Pattz and thinking she could probably hit that.... Jessica Biel's sudden realization that she is basically wearing a fancy bed sheet...
But let's focus on Zanessa. That's why you're here, right?
(from zefron.com)
Anne: Hi, I'm Anne Hatheway. You may think it's weird that I'm talking to you since I'm nominated and you're....who are you?
V: Vanessa Hudgens. I also used to have an Anne, but I dropped it. (eyes the Hath from head to toe)
Anne: Uh, that's nice. You'll notice I'm drinking champagne, so don't be offended if I don't remember you later.
V: Bitch, please. I've already forgotten it.
Anne: So, uh, Disney. I did that too. Great place to start off.
V: Yeah, actually, how did you break the Disney spell?
Anne: I went bare-chested in a movie.
V: Psh. Done that. Next.
Zac: You know what would be great? If you could go get us some drinks. That guy at the bar is a total hard ass.
(from robertpattinson.org)
R Pattz: So, I say to Kristen, I say that everyone else is dating their co-stars, and we should give it a go.
V: And that didn't work?
R Pattz: I know, can you believe it? She's dating some bloke who played a bloody hero once. I'm Edward Cullen dammit! People sleep on my front lawn by my rubbish bin. Bollocks to that!
Zac: Hey, man, that drink... who got it for you?
R Pattz: Hmm? Oh, I'm 21, chap. So, tell me-- have you ever had to drink blood for a movie role?
Zac: Well, it's Disney. So there was blood. But I never had to drink it. Speaking of drinks, maybe you could...?
And just for fun...
(from tina-fey.org)
Tina : I look incredible. Also, I have decided that I'm going to win my own little gold man statue. And that sucker better be filled with chocolate.
EDIT: It has come to my attention that Zac is already 21. Now that I think about it, I do seem to recall a birthday party featuring lots of liquor bottles. I suppose, just as it is in the Disneyverse, he will always be 18 in my mind.
I like to imagine all the youngsters alternately cowering and preening in the audience and silently coaching themselves to just wait for the Teen Choice Awards. I also like to imagine what they might have been saying. So many possibilities.... Karen from Mean Girls and Baby V eying each other's respective cleavages while waiting for their musical number.... Natalie Portman licking her lips at R Pattz and thinking she could probably hit that.... Jessica Biel's sudden realization that she is basically wearing a fancy bed sheet...
But let's focus on Zanessa. That's why you're here, right?
(from zefron.com)
Anne: Hi, I'm Anne Hatheway. You may think it's weird that I'm talking to you since I'm nominated and you're....who are you?
V: Vanessa Hudgens. I also used to have an Anne, but I dropped it. (eyes the Hath from head to toe)
Anne: Uh, that's nice. You'll notice I'm drinking champagne, so don't be offended if I don't remember you later.
V: Bitch, please. I've already forgotten it.
Anne: So, uh, Disney. I did that too. Great place to start off.
V: Yeah, actually, how did you break the Disney spell?
Anne: I went bare-chested in a movie.
V: Psh. Done that. Next.
Zac: You know what would be great? If you could go get us some drinks. That guy at the bar is a total hard ass.
(from robertpattinson.org)
R Pattz: So, I say to Kristen, I say that everyone else is dating their co-stars, and we should give it a go.
V: And that didn't work?
R Pattz: I know, can you believe it? She's dating some bloke who played a bloody hero once. I'm Edward Cullen dammit! People sleep on my front lawn by my rubbish bin. Bollocks to that!
Zac: Hey, man, that drink... who got it for you?
R Pattz: Hmm? Oh, I'm 21, chap. So, tell me-- have you ever had to drink blood for a movie role?
Zac: Well, it's Disney. So there was blood. But I never had to drink it. Speaking of drinks, maybe you could...?
And just for fun...
(from tina-fey.org)
Tina : I look incredible. Also, I have decided that I'm going to win my own little gold man statue. And that sucker better be filled with chocolate.
EDIT: It has come to my attention that Zac is already 21. Now that I think about it, I do seem to recall a birthday party featuring lots of liquor bottles. I suppose, just as it is in the Disneyverse, he will always be 18 in my mind.