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[ video post. ][ Like everyone else in the mansion, Pikachu is tired. It's the first thing one thinks when they see him. The bruises and bumps on him may come as a surprise. Drained of his energy and extremely exhausted, Pikachu's body coordination is mediocre at best. He's had a few falls off of tables, and he's bumped into a few things. At least

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[itsahotone]

[Santana is less tired than everyone else. This is because she is far too used to getting two and a half hours sleep a night, thanks to Cheerios training. Thanks, Sue Sylvester!

The point is, she's only yawning every now and again. And now she's giving Pikachu a look.]

What the hell is that thing?

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[agilityfirst]

[ He's pretty darn used to this now. Time for the usual introduction. V for victory! ]

Pikachu!

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[itsahotone]

Oh my god, did it just talk?

[Maybe she's more tired than she thought...]

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[agilityfirst]

[ This is going to be hard... So he tries to convince her by saying hi, introducing himself and asking for her name. ]

Pika pika! Pika pi Pikachu. Pika?

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[itsahotone]

[Most people would take this time to think about how adorable Pikachu is.]

Ew, are you like a giant yellow rat or something?

[Santana is not most people.]

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[agilityfirst]

[ Omfg don't you dare compare me to a rattata. >C ]

Pika! Pika pi!

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[itsahotone]

God, okay, if weird little rodent creatures are going to be talking, you really need to learn more words. I have no idea what peekuh or whatever is.

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[agilityfirst]

[ Fiiiiiiiiiiiine, he'll just switch to text! ]

My name is Pikachu.

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[itsahotone]

[Witness as she stares in slight horror. The rodent thing can type?!]

Oh my god.

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[agilityfirst]

I am a Pokémon.

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[itsahotone]

[That sounds slightly familiar, but she's no nerd, so she's still clueless.]

A what? Is that like, a kind of gerbil?

[Video] Threadjack!

[thisisherson]

[And Kurt pops up - he's a bit of a mess because OH MY GOD EXHAUSTION, but whatever. It still needs to be said.]

Do you seriously not know what Pokémon are? Really? Did you grow up under a rock or something? [Not totally original, but shut up. Tired.]

Re: [Video] Threadjack!

[itsahotone]

Oh my god, Hummel, were you just like, spying on me? And what is with your hair?

[Video] Threadjack!

[thisisherson]

No, I just happened to be here, that's all... [He...doesn't actually answer the hair question. He just kind of tries to smooth it down. It doesn't help. It might have actually made it worse. He'd care more, but he looks like he's going to just fall over.]

[Video] Threadjack!

[itsahotone]

...Are you drunk? Because you need to stay away from me if you are. Or share what you found.

[Video] Threadjack!

[thisisherson]

I'm not drunk. [No, no, absolutely not, there will be no throwing up on Ms Pillsbury today.] I'm exhausted...