I looked up "
hysterical paralysis" today.
...
I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON. YES I AM.
In other news, I'd kind of like to write a short story casefic starring Ben and his boss-lady Pamela, in which Ben does not get his ass roundly kicked and refrains from being kidnapped even once. That'd be peachy.
I'm not sure I'm actually capable of actually writing something like that, but it'd be peachy.