And now, the post you've all been waiting for...

[agilebrit]

Weird Shit You See in Moab!

So, yeah, this right here:


isn't the weirdest thing you'd see in Moab. Not by a long shot. Yes, that's ours, isn't it lovely, moving on...

First, the links and other stuff:

• Splatman.
  
  
• T-shirts dyed with local red dirt.
  
  
• Trails with names like "Steel Bender," "Metal Masher," and "Poison Spider," and obstacles with names like "Potato Salad Hill," "Dump Bump" (now, sadly, closed), and "White Knuckle Hill."
  
  
• A 5,000-square-foot home blasted into the living rock. With a petting zoo. And sculptures. And stuff. I highly encourage you to peruse the website, because, dude.
  
  
• Vehicles with actual six-wheel drive. Oh, and outside roll cages.
  
  
  
• A car riddled with giant arrows.
  
  
  
• Bison. In a front yard. Being held back by a flimsy fence that wouldn't hold a determined day-old lamb in.
  
  
  
• Golf carts with roll cages and four-wheel drive. Okay, it's a highly-modified golf cart, but show me something out here that's not highly-modified.
  
  
  
• Someone backing up Potato Salad Hill. Yes, he made it. No, I have no idea how.
  
  
  
• A snowmobile going down Potato Salad Hill. No, he didn't wreck, amazingly enough.
  
  
  And that's just a smattering, folks--and just the Jeep Safari.