My tweets

[agilebrit]

• Fri, 12:37: "This offer expires soon, so consider this your final notice." I WOULD, BUT YOU STILL KEEP CALLING ME. STOP IT, SCAMMING ASSHOLES.
• Fri, 16:51: Best message ever: "Your book is turned in and ready for proof and production. Congrats." OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS REAL.