Heart was a great band, step off.

[aggybird]

SecretAdmirerAnonymeme

I know these are totally self-serving, but they are a guilty pleasure.

Comment with your own link so I can anonymously rub all over you! I mean... show you some love.

Yes, in exactly the creepy way you are thinking.

I like your underwear today.

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[vampyreofdeath]

I wore them just for you darling. ♥"Every Breath You Take" by The Police came onto my iPod just I was reading those last two line. I thought it was strangely fitting. :D

Also, this is a little early, but since I'm thinking of it now and will forget later, are you allergic to foods?

[aggybird]

Hahaha, sometimes the Universe delivers AMAZINGNESS. That is awesome.

Um, no, not that I... know of.

I am slightly nervous now.

[vampyreofdeath]

YOU SHOULD BE. MWAHAHA.

Um, no, actually. I was just thinking of sending you cookies for your birthday. Do you have a favorite kind?

[aggybird]

Haha, will they be POISONED COOKIES? I LIKE MINE ARSENIC FLAVORED, JSYK.

Or, alternately, white chocolate chip macadamia nut.

[vampyreofdeath]

PFT, ARSENIC IS SO LAST YEAR. ANTIFREEZE IS THE NEW BLACK.

I can do that. :D

[aggybird]

BUT ANTIFREEZE HAS SUCH A BLAND AFTERTASTE.

CYANIDE. NOW THAT HAS THE LINGERING TASTE OF ALMONDS.

[vampyreofdeath]

CYANIDE IS SO EXPENSIVE THOUGH. I CAN ONLY USE IT FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

I FIND AMMONIA WORKS WELL IN A PINCH. ALSO, IT'S GREAT IN CHILI.