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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped pinkfreak666 across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I helped miss_snid_ale see the light (8 points). In November I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (35 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Agglebum