YUM!
This guy who gave me a ride today: he is very good looking.
Too bad all of the great looking guys are smokers. He also littered right in front of me!
He sat across from me at breakfast; he eats like a complete savige;
Fortunately for him he is more than incredibly sexy.
When looking at him it is sooo easy not to see the blatently disgusting habbits he has.
And let me tell you, he is a little slow.
He does not know the difference between a dependent and an independent variable (ok neither do I) but when looking at the definition (provided by my dictionary) he was still unable to comprehend, and I had to totally tell him what to write in his essay.
Anyway, none of that matters because he is soooo darned attractive. He is like anglo and asian mix; whatever it is, he is like trully blessed or somthing.
And all these girls are always telling him totally nonchalantly how cute he is.
So he is totally spoiled.
And there is no way he is ever going to stop smoking because he works at a tobacco factory.
Let me tell you how dumb as rocks he is; He had to write a two page essay describing some psycology stuff about this essay he read. He started the essay two hours before it was due because he does not have a computer so he has to come in my room all the time (sigh) to use my new roommate Bridget's computer. When fineshed writing everything he had prepared he only had half a page; so I was like, look in your text book for more ideas. He has not bought it yet because he says he does not have any money. Duh, stop smoking! When he drove me to class this morning his car was really clean so I was like did you just clean this or something? He was like oh my car is new. WHAT THE HELL? Why would you buy a new car and then pay the on campus parking fee ($160) and smoke, when you can not afford your psycology book??????????
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But none of this matters because he is
so
damn
sexy!!
!!
!!
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I hope he continues to speak to me; I don't even care if he thinks I am cute; I just wanna keep looking at him; let me put him into perspective by describing his delicious body.
His muscles are well defined and he always wears muscle shirts. I asked him to flex and he was like no let me get to know you better. (the prolonged exposure only makes me want to see them more) He was a wrestler, so his torso is long and lean; I just know he has an eight pack. (and I wanna touch it) He is sooo cute cause' he does not care about what he wears or how he looks. He just throws on a tight shirt and some random pants and some beat up sandles (that I want to throw away).
You have got to see him!!!
My goal for the month is to touch his flexed muscles! Wish me luck!!!!!!!!
(please channel your thougts and pray that he wants me to touch him!)
-Me
ps. farewell to all, and may ye too find totally hunkalicious babes to drool over!
Too bad all of the great looking guys are smokers. He also littered right in front of me!
He sat across from me at breakfast; he eats like a complete savige;
Fortunately for him he is more than incredibly sexy.
When looking at him it is sooo easy not to see the blatently disgusting habbits he has.
And let me tell you, he is a little slow.
He does not know the difference between a dependent and an independent variable (ok neither do I) but when looking at the definition (provided by my dictionary) he was still unable to comprehend, and I had to totally tell him what to write in his essay.
Anyway, none of that matters because he is soooo darned attractive. He is like anglo and asian mix; whatever it is, he is like trully blessed or somthing.
And all these girls are always telling him totally nonchalantly how cute he is.
So he is totally spoiled.
And there is no way he is ever going to stop smoking because he works at a tobacco factory.
Let me tell you how dumb as rocks he is; He had to write a two page essay describing some psycology stuff about this essay he read. He started the essay two hours before it was due because he does not have a computer so he has to come in my room all the time (sigh) to use my new roommate Bridget's computer. When fineshed writing everything he had prepared he only had half a page; so I was like, look in your text book for more ideas. He has not bought it yet because he says he does not have any money. Duh, stop smoking! When he drove me to class this morning his car was really clean so I was like did you just clean this or something? He was like oh my car is new. WHAT THE HELL? Why would you buy a new car and then pay the on campus parking fee ($160) and smoke, when you can not afford your psycology book??????????
*********************************************
But none of this matters because he is
so
damn
sexy!!
!!
!!
*********************************************
I hope he continues to speak to me; I don't even care if he thinks I am cute; I just wanna keep looking at him; let me put him into perspective by describing his delicious body.
His muscles are well defined and he always wears muscle shirts. I asked him to flex and he was like no let me get to know you better. (the prolonged exposure only makes me want to see them more) He was a wrestler, so his torso is long and lean; I just know he has an eight pack. (and I wanna touch it) He is sooo cute cause' he does not care about what he wears or how he looks. He just throws on a tight shirt and some random pants and some beat up sandles (that I want to throw away).
You have got to see him!!!
My goal for the month is to touch his flexed muscles! Wish me luck!!!!!!!!
(please channel your thougts and pray that he wants me to touch him!)
-Me
ps. farewell to all, and may ye too find totally hunkalicious babes to drool over!