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[Lillet is flying around on her blue dragon, both of them thoroughly confused and a bit worried.]
Rrrr, grrrar!
Sigh. No, I don't know where we are or how we got here. This certainly doesn't look like anyplace anywhere NEAR the Silver Star Tower. Unless Professor Advocat decided to make everything more homey for himself.
Grrrrar.
[She frowns.]
Don't take that tone with me. We're both going to need to stay calm if we're to figure this out.
Rrrr, mrrrr...
I certainly don't remember us dying. Even if we had, why would we be in Hell? I'd like to think I wouldn't end up--Oh, there was the contract with Grimlet. I guess God would probably think poorly of that, despite the results.
Even so, I don't think we're dead, so don't worry.
[She pulls out a green grimoire from a bag on her side. She opens it, barely glances at the pages before her and waves a wooden wand. A large, green disc covered with runes appears before her and out of it pops a cute little fairy with one frustrated scowl.]
Ooooh, Lillet. What is it--YAWN--now? Couldn't you have at least summoned one of the fairies that WASN'T taking a nap?
Oh, sorry. This is important, though. I've, um, sort of found myself in a strange--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the HECK? Lillet, what are you doing in Hell? WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME TO HELL? FAIRIES DON'T DO WELL IN HELL, YOU KNOW. I knew all that 'research' and crap was just going to cause a heap of trouble! You opened a portal or something right to Hell! And now you're summoning fairies here. What kind of Mage Consul ARE you? The Queen's gonna think you're loopy!
[Blushes and laughs nervously.]
Uh...haha, no. No, I didn't come her due to anything I did, whether accidentally or on purpose. As far as I know, anyways. I'm also fairly sure this isn't Hell, despite the...um, setting. Please, could you go out and scout a bit?
Eh, fine, fine. If I get eaten by a devil, I AM BLAMING YOU.
Right.
[The fairy buzzes off, well faster than Lillet's dragon could manage and definitely less conspicuous. After several minutes, the fairy comes back.]
Okay, there's a castle waaaaaaaay over there. Luckily for us, a COUPLE of the people running around DON'T look like bloodthirsty devils! So, hey!
Thank you, fairy, you can go back to your nap now.
Jeez, thank the Morning Star! [Poof!]
[Lillet flies in the direction given by the fairy, eventually making it to Baal's castle. She flies down to one of the entrances and lands her dragon in front of it. She hops off, making sure she still has the large bag over her shoulder.]
Rrr...rrr....
No, I don't want to be here long, either. I promised Amoretta I'd be home for dinner.
I'll see if anyone will be willing to lend a hand.
EXCUSE ME! Anyone? I'd like some help, if it's not too much trouble!
Rrrr, grrrar!
Sigh. No, I don't know where we are or how we got here. This certainly doesn't look like anyplace anywhere NEAR the Silver Star Tower. Unless Professor Advocat decided to make everything more homey for himself.
Grrrrar.
[She frowns.]
Don't take that tone with me. We're both going to need to stay calm if we're to figure this out.
Rrrr, mrrrr...
I certainly don't remember us dying. Even if we had, why would we be in Hell? I'd like to think I wouldn't end up--Oh, there was the contract with Grimlet. I guess God would probably think poorly of that, despite the results.
Even so, I don't think we're dead, so don't worry.
[She pulls out a green grimoire from a bag on her side. She opens it, barely glances at the pages before her and waves a wooden wand. A large, green disc covered with runes appears before her and out of it pops a cute little fairy with one frustrated scowl.]
Ooooh, Lillet. What is it--YAWN--now? Couldn't you have at least summoned one of the fairies that WASN'T taking a nap?
Oh, sorry. This is important, though. I've, um, sort of found myself in a strange--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the HECK? Lillet, what are you doing in Hell? WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME TO HELL? FAIRIES DON'T DO WELL IN HELL, YOU KNOW. I knew all that 'research' and crap was just going to cause a heap of trouble! You opened a portal or something right to Hell! And now you're summoning fairies here. What kind of Mage Consul ARE you? The Queen's gonna think you're loopy!
[Blushes and laughs nervously.]
Uh...haha, no. No, I didn't come her due to anything I did, whether accidentally or on purpose. As far as I know, anyways. I'm also fairly sure this isn't Hell, despite the...um, setting. Please, could you go out and scout a bit?
Eh, fine, fine. If I get eaten by a devil, I AM BLAMING YOU.
Right.
[The fairy buzzes off, well faster than Lillet's dragon could manage and definitely less conspicuous. After several minutes, the fairy comes back.]
Okay, there's a castle waaaaaaaay over there. Luckily for us, a COUPLE of the people running around DON'T look like bloodthirsty devils! So, hey!
Thank you, fairy, you can go back to your nap now.
Jeez, thank the Morning Star! [Poof!]
[Lillet flies in the direction given by the fairy, eventually making it to Baal's castle. She flies down to one of the entrances and lands her dragon in front of it. She hops off, making sure she still has the large bag over her shoulder.]
Rrr...rrr....
No, I don't want to be here long, either. I promised Amoretta I'd be home for dinner.
I'll see if anyone will be willing to lend a hand.
EXCUSE ME! Anyone? I'd like some help, if it's not too much trouble!