100 | i tried to steal the moon from the sky | video
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You know what he did? He, he, he, he broke me. I been living here for how long? How long -- anybody, you just-- you don't do that to a man. Before...before! I woulda been done just fine here! I could be sitting pretty at the top of one of these places, okay. Loft type rich douchebag like places, get it? Comfy. Fountains in every room with orange soda and bowls of gummi bears at my disposal.
But now, now I can't even get a rise outta hacking your assets. Most of you aren't even the caliber worth touching anyway, and besides it's too easy. [He holds up a little "killer" robot.] I just sit around, building these things all day now. [He toses it behind him, and then lifts up his laser tag equipment.] Built these five today, no sweat. Painted that over my lunch break. ['That' in question would be a huge portrait of Lazlo, by the way.]
Are you getting what this means? Do you see me, a broken man sits before you. I'm-- I'm impotent! That takes a lot for a man to say and it hurts me to do it but obviously I'm cursed and can't stop. So you all getting the whole story.
Once upon a time there was a little genius hacker named Alec and he went along his merry way stealing and selling information from private companies to other private companies and benefiting like crazy off of it. Okay, calm down there was no like, government secrets I'm just skimming off the top, okay, we're not looking at treason here. Just a challenge here and there. Then the big dog came around and turned little Hardison into a monster.
Then! Then. Then there was a pretty girl and she's just all kinds of crazy and it's kind of like being in the middle of a tornado, and whenever you're done you kinda don't know what happened but it's a thrill like-- okay she's a tornado and I'm like Bill Harding -- maybe she's Jo Harding, but we ain't married though. Pretty sure I'd never be that lucky.
So I guess she's the tornado; did I mention she's the best thief there is? Sexiness, when she's at work, girl appears outta thin air, all climbing up on building and jumping down elevator shafts. But I'm just this geek you know and I play it up, sure, cause I'm not like some poor sap of a jerk without skills. I disarmed a bomb on a plane from like 500 miles away on the ground in the building of the company run by the man that put it there, okay. I'm Alec Hardison!
Oh hell, this isn't gonna delete ever is it? Best hacker in the world and every time I execute this wipe script it's like nothing even happens. I'd rather Eliot just punch me in the face right now.
You know what he did? He, he, he, he broke me. I been living here for how long? How long -- anybody, you just-- you don't do that to a man. Before...before! I woulda been done just fine here! I could be sitting pretty at the top of one of these places, okay. Loft type rich douchebag like places, get it? Comfy. Fountains in every room with orange soda and bowls of gummi bears at my disposal.
But now, now I can't even get a rise outta hacking your assets. Most of you aren't even the caliber worth touching anyway, and besides it's too easy. [He holds up a little "killer" robot.] I just sit around, building these things all day now. [He toses it behind him, and then lifts up his laser tag equipment.] Built these five today, no sweat. Painted that over my lunch break. ['That' in question would be a huge portrait of Lazlo, by the way.]
Are you getting what this means? Do you see me, a broken man sits before you. I'm-- I'm impotent! That takes a lot for a man to say and it hurts me to do it but obviously I'm cursed and can't stop. So you all getting the whole story.
Once upon a time there was a little genius hacker named Alec and he went along his merry way stealing and selling information from private companies to other private companies and benefiting like crazy off of it. Okay, calm down there was no like, government secrets I'm just skimming off the top, okay, we're not looking at treason here. Just a challenge here and there. Then the big dog came around and turned little Hardison into a monster.
Then! Then. Then there was a pretty girl and she's just all kinds of crazy and it's kind of like being in the middle of a tornado, and whenever you're done you kinda don't know what happened but it's a thrill like-- okay she's a tornado and I'm like Bill Harding -- maybe she's Jo Harding, but we ain't married though. Pretty sure I'd never be that lucky.
So I guess she's the tornado; did I mention she's the best thief there is? Sexiness, when she's at work, girl appears outta thin air, all climbing up on building and jumping down elevator shafts. But I'm just this geek you know and I play it up, sure, cause I'm not like some poor sap of a jerk without skills. I disarmed a bomb on a plane from like 500 miles away on the ground in the building of the company run by the man that put it there, okay. I'm Alec Hardison!
Oh hell, this isn't gonna delete ever is it? Best hacker in the world and every time I execute this wipe script it's like nothing even happens. I'd rather Eliot just punch me in the face right now.