short shorts and pseudo sports!

[ageofscience]

ATTN. OTTAWA!!!!!I am in the process of hastily organizing a game of soccer baseball / kickball for tomorrow afternoon. Say, after (or at least near the end of) punk rock garage sale, before Magnolia Electric Co. / Dr. Strangelove / whatever else is going on at night. I promise refreshments, good kids (many of the best already confirmed!), and tons

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[alhooter]

i hate wearign shorts, but i'd be interested in playing this game.

[ageofscience]

Come, come, come!

Shorts are pretty much the most unflattering garment ever, but I've come around to their ways, both because they ARE hilariously unflattering, and because they're practical. You don't have to wear them though!

[cannibal_x]

Shorts are not unflattering, where would you get such a hideous notion? PANTS are unflattering! SHIRTS are unflattering.

[ageofscience]

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Dom? Back me up!

[neckmeetsback]

dan!

shorts are unflattering because of the way they bisect the leg. they draw attention to an area of flesh that is usually larger than the rest of the leg and make people look dumpy.

i could go on about how a lot of legs are unattractive, how shorts are for tourists and so on but i am sleepy!

[ageofscience]

Yeah, yeah. What she said! "Dumpy" is exactly the right word.

Dom, I knew I could count on you!!