UPS is holding my 12" Hawkeye hostage.
They will not deliver without a signature.
They charge $5 to reroute it to a new address (which I don't even have because I can't have things delivered to work since UPS is incompetent and has never found my office and returned everything I've ever tried to send there).
If I want to go pick it up, I must ride for one hour each direction to the edge of town in the cold dark rain and snow and take time off work because of their hours.
Bastards.
I chose the extra $5 and sending it to work. If they don't find me, so help me I will FLAY THEM.
7" Hawkeye and Hulk are PISSED.
![](http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/agentxpndble/6798436/1081762/1081762_300.jpg)