The Night of the Firebrand
I love this episode. Absolutely LOVE IT. For a lot of reasons, not just the bondage. ;-) I love the baddies, I love Jim (he's got this *weird* one-episode personality that's warped and reckless,) I love the partner stuff, I love the horsie stuff, I love Artie's stuff... I just love it.
Adam Cartwright fans will want to watch this one (he's playing a baddie with an embarrassingly bad Irish accent):
But yeah, the bondage is... Wow. They've upped the ante - There are leather chaps. :::gleep::: For the love of God, cover your children's eyes!
BONDAGE SCENE OF WIN NUMBER ONE:
Jim get's himself captured right away and verbally fences with the bad guys for a while before they leave him...
It should be noted that this drama is being played out in front of the entire outpost staff, who have been locked up in the jail and are long overdue for a USO show...
Jim defuses the dynamite left to do him in rather cleverly...
The peanut gallery cheers!
But Jim is still not free, so he makes a rather acrobatic escape...
The peanut gallery cheers HARDER! (Probably more appreciative of the pole dance than Jim's super spy-skills.)
Jim bows to the soldiers (rewarding the viewers in the process.)
Ok, I just need to take a quick break to bandage up these broken ribs before continuing... BHUAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!
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BONDAGE SCENE OF WIN NUMBER TWO:
Artie (in disguise, pretending to be with the bad guys) looks over at captive Jim...
Jim looks back (Bhuahahaha!) - Work it baby!
Artie finds a way to get up close and hilarity ensues...
A: Oh, James, James, James... You're always hanging around!
J: It's an occupational hazard - I tend to get tied up in my work.
A: You should try to get away from it all...
And if it weren't already kinky enough, Artie slugs him as a diversion when the bad guys get close enough to overhear them.
I'd say this was the point at which the show became THE GAYEST SHOW EVER, but you still haven't seen Jim in his "western outfit"... Oh, yes. You *will* see it. ;-)