[LOCKED FROM ANDREW] Hello, doesntwaltz?

[agentsullivan]

I'm hoping I even added the right person to this bloody thing, but I'm looking for a Leila Jackson, cousin of Andrew Connor and Luke Jackson.

If you see this, can you drop me a line? I need a huge favour and Luke said you wouldn't mind helping out.

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[doesntwaltz]

Hello?

I'm Leila Jackson. You got the right one. What's the favour?

[agentsullivan]

Oh hey! Look, something worked. I'm Ali, it's nice to meet you. I'm surrounded by Aussies. Literally. That's a good thing, right? So long as your surname isn't Campbell, we should be cool.

Okay, so it's Andrew's 27th birthday on the 30th and, without getting nervous about the age difference again, I was thinking about throwing him a surprise party at Luke's bar. Luke said it's fine, but I was wondering if you could be my red herring by telling him you're taking him out for a drink that night?

[doesntwaltz]

Hi, Ali. Nice to finally meet Andy's chalk. He's been remiss in hiding you from me. Then again, I hear you've been keeping him busy in bed, so I can't blame him. And I think it's a good thing. Last time I checked my surname was still Jackson, so I'm voting for being cool.

Ah... really don't think offering to take him out for a drink is the right move, but I should be able to come up with something. Maybe some weird vegetarian meal. Consider me your red herring.

[agentsullivan]

His chalk? I've been called much, much worse in my time. He has stamina, and if I wasn't so possessive and quite a large bitch, we could contemplate renting him out to pregnant women. But I am, and I won't be polite if anyone else touches him. Another Jackson, so your Mum was Andy's Dad's sister?

Okay, yeah, figure of speech. I'm thick. I just meant somewhere away from the bar with thoughts to getting him to the bar eventually. And cheers for that. I'm not sure what I'm doing trying to be all clever and cunning here, because I'm epically failing it. You watch. I'll be the one to spill my own beans.