just_muse_me | 19.6.5. Stupidity is me
19.6.5. TEN stupid things you've done
1. Shagged my married ex without a condom
2. Contemplated the second termination of my life
3. Nicknamed my unborn child Kermit... she was born a girl
4. Rode the subway with morning sickness
5. Wrote a swear word on my pregnant stomach with a permanent marker right before my second ultrasound
6. Screamed at a woman in Starbucks after spilling coffee on her
7. Punched my best friend in the face and then pulled a gun on him (but I had good reason)
8. Cooked my vegetarian boyfriend a steak
9. Sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deoderant
10. Took three laxatives instead of three Tylenol
... holy shit, I sound like a nutjob.
1. Shagged my married ex without a condom
2. Contemplated the second termination of my life
3. Nicknamed my unborn child Kermit... she was born a girl
4. Rode the subway with morning sickness
5. Wrote a swear word on my pregnant stomach with a permanent marker right before my second ultrasound
6. Screamed at a woman in Starbucks after spilling coffee on her
7. Punched my best friend in the face and then pulled a gun on him (but I had good reason)
8. Cooked my vegetarian boyfriend a steak
9. Sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deoderant
10. Took three laxatives instead of three Tylenol
... holy shit, I sound like a nutjob.