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[agentsullivan]

If you found me on friend_a_muse and want to chat, comment to me here! I only bite when necessary.

[OOC: You can find Ali's post at friend_a_muse HERE]

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[ineverhit_you]

Am I supposed to say we have a lot in common? The name's Serena, by the way.

[agentsullivan]

It would make sense if we did. I made a bet with my boyfriend how long it would take someone to say they like long walks on the beach at sunset and getting caught in the rain.

It's nice to meet you, Serena. I'm Ali.

[ineverhit_you]

I like pina coladas. Do those count? Damn it! I should have said that! Leave it to me to abandon the cliche and be completely earnest.

It is, Ali, it is. I'm glad you like nightclubs. I sing at one. Well, it's more like a lounge, really. But it's a better place then I used to sing at, that's for sure.

[agentsullivan]

It's always the best cliches that we forget to include. Like the fact that I like Jimmy Choos and Cosmos. Typical New York City gal, even if that sterotype makes my eyeballs hurt.

Really? Where abouts is your club/lounge? I honestly haven't had a decent night out in months, but that's the joy of having a newborn on your hands. Motherhood versus... well, a life.

[ineverhit_you]

If I could afford Jimmy Choos...I know they say that every girl wishes they were Carrie Bradshaw but you know, I want to be Charlotte. She found her guy. Sure, it took a few tries...

Los Angeles! I'm -- and please, laugh if you must but, I'm a Carly Simon impersonator.

[agentsullivan]

I guess I've landed myself more in Miranda's shoes, unfortunately. I'm more like her than I care to admit, with a bit of Samantha thrown in for variety. I never used to care about things like labels but when I found myself working ridiculous hours, I treated myself once and got hooked.

LA is fantastic. Do you like living there? Okay, I'll admit to a bit of a laugh but only because I'm wondering why you picked her and not just singing as yourself.

[ineverhit_you]

I guess, tough-wise, I'm more of a Miranda. Out of all the girls she didn't take shit. That's how it starts. Beg, Borrow, or Steal is like oxygen to me.

I love living in L.A. It's a big change from Iowa. The way I see it, everybody out there sings. But, me, I have a niche right now. The theme of the club is impersonations and -- I kind of started as a lip-synch artist in ...drag club.

[agentsullivan]

I've never been one to take shit. It's why I get labelled a bitch a lot of the time. The f word is a regular visitor in my vocabulary. Have you always just wanted to be a singer?

I came from London when I was 12 to New York so I'm used to the city life and I don't think I could give it up. A drag club, huh? Were you a true drag queen or just a lass pretending to be one?

[ineverhit_you]

Nothing wrong with the f word. Yeah, I did, actually.

I don't think I could ever live in a small town, again. Actually, some nights I was a drag king and others, when they were short-handed, I was asked to pretend.

Connie and Carla really hit me hard.

[agentsullivan]

Wow, I have never met a drag queen impersonator before and believe me, I get around. I bet it was fun though. I love drag shows. My baby brother is screaming gay so I've been to quite a few in my time. He loves them.

[ineverhit_you]

How can he be screaming gay? Is he very vocal about it? Yeah, well, when the job called for it, I had no choice. You don't want know how much mahe-up...