thetenspot || 155 & 162

[agentsullivan]

155. TEN lessons you have yet to learn

1. How to get my baby into a Winnie the Pooh onsie
2. Not to puke changing a dirty diaper
3. Not to be scared every time I’m left alone with Sunshine
4. Not to carry my daughter from the bedroom to the bathroom without a diaper
5. Baby powder is worse than sperm to get out of shit when it shoots across a room
6. Turn the light on before abruptly jumping out of a bed at 3am to a baby cry
7. Cover icepacks in cloths before putting them on your boobs
8. You wear your favourite t-shirt with a newborn and you’re asking to be peed/puked/crapped on
9. You cry and your rugrat will cry with you, but louder, harder, and with potential upchuck of lunch
10. [LOCKED] To forget about paramedics [/LOCKED]

162. TEN things you'll never forget about 2008

1. James’ thirtieth and my one night stand with Mark
2. Finding out I was knocked up
3. James and Izzy getting married in Vegas
4. Being pregnant
5. James’ murder
6. Losing Izzy
7. Losing Mark
8. Fucking labour
9. Meeting Andrew
10. The birth of my daughter