Hey, how's it goin'. Good, Torture is kind of wrong. Anyway, you're a girl, please go to my journal and read my entry because i need a girls advice on what i wrote.
Thank you, captain obvious. Quick, I need your advice: should I douse this adorable kitten in gasoline and then set it ablaze? I'm afriad my own moral compass, nor that of the world at large, is able to guide me and I find myself in need of your razor sharp intellect.
Yes, in fact you should. I don't know what the fuck I did to you. I JUST WENT THROUGH ENOUGH TOUGH SHIT, AND THEN I HAVE TO COME HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS?!
GOD, THAT'S OBNOXIOUS! THANKS SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF, BECAUSE IF I DO IT NOW, IT'S ON YOUR FUCKIN' CONSCIOUS, LIVE WITH THAT WHY DON'T YOU?
Also, stop signing your posts. Your name's right next to your display pic (which is, of course, just as whiney and self-obsessed as your posting). It's not as if we'll spend the next few hours desperately wondering who wrote your latest masterpiece. Speaking of your posting, consider investing in a spellcheck, because you obviously need a little help with the basics of the language.
Also also, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! OH MAN YOU ARE LIKE SO AWESOME AND NOW I TOTALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ONLY WAIT YOU ARE STILL A MORON AND I'M REALLY AND TRULY LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR LJ ENTRIES ONLY ITS NOT THE LAUGHING-WITH-YOU KIND ITS THE LAUGHING-AT-YOU KIND.
HERE ARE MORE CAPS THEY MAKE MY TEXT BOLD AND DRAMATIC AND LOUD AND SURELY NOW IT WILL CONVINCE A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET TO SEE THINGS MY WAY.
Big thanks involved,
Mark
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Thank you, captain obvious. Quick, I need your advice: should I douse this adorable kitten in gasoline and then set it ablaze? I'm afriad my own moral compass, nor that of the world at large, is able to guide me and I find myself in need of your razor sharp intellect.
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GOD, THAT'S OBNOXIOUS! THANKS SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF, BECAUSE IF I DO IT NOW, IT'S ON YOUR FUCKIN' CONSCIOUS, LIVE WITH THAT WHY DON'T YOU?
M
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Have fun with that killing yourself thing. Remember, it's down the tracks, not across the road!
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Also also, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! OH MAN YOU ARE LIKE SO AWESOME AND NOW I TOTALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ONLY WAIT YOU ARE STILL A MORON AND I'M REALLY AND TRULY LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR LJ ENTRIES ONLY ITS NOT THE LAUGHING-WITH-YOU KIND ITS THE LAUGHING-AT-YOU KIND.
HERE ARE MORE CAPS THEY MAKE MY TEXT BOLD AND DRAMATIC AND LOUD AND SURELY NOW IT WILL CONVINCE A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET TO SEE THINGS MY WAY.
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be nice...
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I'm not that kind of person.
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