Sep 02, 2009 18:13
Dear Girl In History,
While you're out clubbing at a trashy bar and getting drunk for your sweet sixteen, I will be sleeping in a cardboard box in a park downtown as part of a massive event for homeless people. I'll be having fun with my friends, too, except we'll be doing it for a good cause and quite legally.
Honestly, I think I've got the better end of the stick.
Sorry.
~The Girl Who Sits Next to You, Who You Never Talk to Voluntarily, So Why'd You Invite Me Anyway?
saga of days