Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Top five painfully microcosmic statements heard in America to make your blood boil:
5. 'Bisexual is just a fancy name for indiscriminately promiscuous. May as well declare at the press conference, "I have no idea who I am and, furthermore, am utterly incapable of making a commitment."'
--this article, courtesy of World Magazine
4. 'Don't be a girly-man--vote Republican!'
--numerous bumper stickers
3. 'Bomb the ragheads.'
--a t-shirt seen at the mall
2. 'I can't afford to go to the doctor.'
--heard over and over again from visibly sick classmates
1. 'They're just Africans.'
--a bloke at school, on the Darfur situation
5. 'Bisexual is just a fancy name for indiscriminately promiscuous. May as well declare at the press conference, "I have no idea who I am and, furthermore, am utterly incapable of making a commitment."'
--this article, courtesy of World Magazine
4. 'Don't be a girly-man--vote Republican!'
--numerous bumper stickers
3. 'Bomb the ragheads.'
--a t-shirt seen at the mall
2. 'I can't afford to go to the doctor.'
--heard over and over again from visibly sick classmates
1. 'They're just Africans.'
--a bloke at school, on the Darfur situation